Daily Shout

Flags and Republicans and Ray. Scott Anderson So, last week we had our National Day of celebration (or invasion if you are Aboriginal) and once again we’ve had an extra long weekend of bogons running around in Southern Cross / Australian flag ins... More	Vehicle Emissions skoeman Okay, you can thank me later. I, through nothing more than a willingness to help, have saved you people an hour or so of your precious time. How you ask? Well, I have read the entire draft Regulation... More
I hate this, I absolutely hate this. Jane Shaw Tony Abbott is a tool of the highest order, but I find myself in a position of actual defending the little prick, and I hate it. More	A Picture Speaks 1000 Words... Jane Shaw ...but this time 4 will do it. More
Tony Abbott. Not a disaster at all. Seriously. Jane Shaw After the leadership spill last year Miranda Devine declared that “the women of the twitterverse, the ABC and Crikey.com agreed Abbott's election was a disaster”. A disaster? Maybe, but not one withou... More	Vale The Tote Justin Shaw So, after nearly 30 years as a live music venue, The Tote in Collingwood, is closing its doors. The reason given by the licensee is that, after huge new licence fees have been imposed, he simply can’t... More
God Shmod Skoeman You know those people, (usually celebrities), that you’ve never met but still hold in high regard. For my money, Bruce Willis is one. Bruce is the epitome of cool. It seems that he would be as comfort... More	Well, I’m only a woman... Jane Shaw ..so of course I don’t have anything else to think about. Thank God for Mia Freedman and her blog. If it wasn’t for her I would never have heard about My New Pink Button, which is a wonderful new prod... More
The Honeymoon Is Over Skoeman If indeed it ever started for Metro Rail. The results for the past month are in and there is no improvement in the Connex run system. Funny that. I thought new stickers would fix everything. More	Sherlock Holmes and the Mystery of the Dull Movie Title Steve E Don't know if you've seen Sherlock Holmes yet? Not a bad flick, but the name was a little dull. Might I suggest: More

Contribute to The Kings Tribune

Become part of the Tribune, not for filthy lucre (we don’t have any) but just for the fun of infamy. Plus you get full bragging rights about how you got published, not just on the internets (anyone can do that) but on actual old fashioned PAPER.

Get more details here and then get writing, drawing or rhyming and show the world what you got. Send submissions or questions to editors@kingstribune.com 

The Winderlich Diaries Mrs Winderlich Christmas Day, 5am: Thundering feet in the hallway. Whoever coined the phrase “pitter patter of little feet” clearly never met any children. Two huge heavy shapes land on the bed and... Read more...	Godly Idiots Scott Anderson This should actually be Village Idiots, rather than the singular form, as I’m going to make reference to a group of people who have proven themselves to be no more than... Read more...
Places you might not want to visit Luke T Snowtown By the time you read this my beautiful wife and I will either have, or be very close to having, our very own small person. So, understanding the possibility that... Read more...	Authentication GK Can a sane, normal and slightly self-righteous man (well only when I have an opinion or my mouth is open) pass judgment on whether one is a Village Idiot or not?... Read more...
A Day In Life Jane Shaw 3:47am: Sit bolt upright in bed groping around for bellows. Stare around darkened bedroom trying to work out why am not using bellows to inflate the bean bag that Hilary Clinton... Read more...	Bank of Arsehats Jane Shaw Or: How I came to be locked in a room with four dead credit cards, a shivering bank manager, a supercilious Sandra Sullyesque bitchcow, a terror inducing telephone and a lot... Read more...
The Thin Blue Line Justin Shaw Assorted Idiocy from court and the street, showing you just how hard our justice system works to protect us from the deeply stupid.	My Simple Tax Life Luke T Sometimes, and I do mean sometimes, I work pretty hard. In fact, there have been weeks where I reckon I’ve nearly earned some of my paycheck. So it is with much... Read more...
Legally a Dickhead Jane Shaw The idea for the idiot issue was, in part, inspired by this story. It is a true story, with almost no poetic licence in the retelling (well, not much anyway).Most of... Read more...	Important Health Issues Associated With Excess Drinking Part 4 - Bowel and Digestive Problems. Luke T In the short year that the Tribune has been in publication it has, as is well known, risen to become a beacon of informed debate and social comment. In this vein... Read more...