The Internet Has Finally Lost Its Mind
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Oh. My. God.
This popped up at me when I was on some innocuous dictionary site this morning.
Is it….I…I’m in the highly unusual state of being almost lost for words…The “Before” picture… by implication, the terribly unsexy stomach…I…well… she’s PREGNANT!!!!
The only way you get a stomach rounded in that shape and firmness, with little fat on the rest of you, is WHEN YOU ARE HAVING A BABY!!!!!
This is not something that you can lose by eating acai berries (which, by the way, are just South American blueberries); it goes away AFTER YOU HAVE THE BABY!!!
The “After” picture, which is very clearly a COMPETELY DIFFERENT PERSON, is photoshoppedtofuck and appears to be a 17 year old lap dancer.
The only way to look like a 17 year old lap dancer is to BE a 17 year old lap dancer. Not by eating fucking berries when you're having a baby!!!
I’m fairly much used to idiotic things on the internet, that’s what the internet is for, but this is really going too far, isnt it?
Anyone?
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