Big Bad Kevvie
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Apparently Kevvie’s people have reminded him about the internets again (“hey, ya big moonfaced git, there’s an entire generation out there that don’t give a toss about your latest sound bite” “Noooooooooo….pay attention to MEEEEE!!! Look at MEEEE!! Listen to MEEEE!!”).
So, no longer is Kevvie lumbering along behind Gen Y, desperately trying to catch their attention. Now he’s at the cutting edge of technology’s coal face, twittering and blogging his little heart out.
Someone should probably tell him that the Gen Ys are not that easily fooled.
If he wanted to blog about the action he had taken on Climate Change they’d probably be quite willing to give him one of their 30 second blocks of attention, but ponderous blogs about nothing are not going to do it for them.
However, at least thinking up the full list of dos and don’t for comments (keep it short, make it quick, no linking to any other sites – this is all about ME) will keep him gainfully employed until Obama does something he can jump and claim as his.
No, I’m not going to post a link to this piece of idiocy. Do I look like I’m here to pimp for ponces? Find it yourself - although I don’t know why you’d want to bother.
You’d be far better spending some time here: www.crikey.com.au/firstdog
NO-ONE does political commentary like First Dog.
NO-ONE!
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