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RT @melbwonkdrinks: Are you prepared for the Carbon Taxaggedon Countdown? 5pm June 30th, Great Northern Hotel #melbwonkdrinks
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@kecane Yes, will be back in about 10 days. Hopefully. #scopecreep
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A bomb goes off outside the PM's office, you're not really thinking "right, let's get to a holiday camp & look for a gunman".. #4corners
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@NoPlaceforSheep nice juxtaposition !!!!
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Can anyone think of anyone better than @janetribune for this? ABC Job: Want to be editor of @abcthedrum? http://t.co/LVjF8Beb
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@cyenne40 Yes, but in pain.
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How Christian are Christian lobbyists? - The Drum Opinion http://t.co/yeCGZ4Hm @foomeister Go. You. Good. Thang.
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@swearyanthony @ben_hr Vet! What a good idea! They must be constantly peed on!
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@cyenne40 The universe is going to swallow you whole in self defense soon. #dadjokes
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@ben_hr it's a wool coat. Soaking it is last option before binning it.
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The Age: "Creepy"
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The Age generally leaves the scare campaigns to its little tabloid friend, but, well, there’s an election on this weekend, so the broadsheet has to create some kind of sales-or-clicks-generating buzz around itself.
They didn’t used to have to do this, having a stable of journalists and editors who did journalist and editor type stuff, like digging up stories and writing them in a fashion that didn’t leave the reader at risk of an aneurism or burnt fingers after setting fire to the paper in disgust.
Now they’re just wishing they hadn’t sacked Catherine Deveny (despite the “thank you” letters from so many of us), and wondering why First Dog On The Moon calendars are racing out of Crikey at twenty-seven bucks a pop, while they have to give away free Leunig ones just to get someone to buy their Sunday edition.
Their solution? Dig up an old story about political parties (note their emphasis on the ALP) keeping details about voters, in order to target their marketing.
On Tuesday morning Crikey’s William Bowe destroyed The Age’s claim to this being “exclusive” or “news”, but undaunted, the Grey Ghost of Spencer St battled on with a follow-up today: “Creepy”, is how this revelation is described by Claire, a student who lives in Flemington, along with “inappropriate”. She then clarifies for us what kind of marks she’ll be getting in her end of year exams, by explaining that she’d answered a survey, but “I didn’t think my answers would be kept on file assigned to my name…”.
In other news, a Queensland man who answered an email informing him that he was the last surviving member of the Nigerian Royal Family is shocked and dismayed to find that the five thousand dollars he wired (to arrange postage of the Crown Jewels to his home) has disappeared.
These people vote. And they also buy The Age.
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