Jane Shaw

A biting wit, and yet afraid of bitey things, Miss Smarty Emu-Legs has plenty to say.

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Follow Jane on Twitter: @kingstribune

Justin Shaw

This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it with movie deals or photo ops. He handles the fame, she handles the fortune.

Follow Justin on Twitter: @juzzy31797

Brad Walker

Brad has produced all of the cover artwork for The Tribune thus far.

Contact Brad for commissioned paintings, or to discuss purchase of any of his cartoon work, on (03) 9531 8503 or This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it and we'lll pass it on.

Skoeman

Skoeman. Our resident car enthusiast who also knows about, well, y'know, stuff. It's important to know about stuff, so it's a good thing we've got Skoeman here at the Tribune to tell us all about it

Follow Skoeman on twitter: @Skoeman74

(Skoe, you were warned what would happen if you didn't send me an image. I have to make my own fun too you know - Ed)

Luke T

From his high-security cubicle inside Area 51, Luke occasionally smuggles out the odd article (and alien autopsy video).

He doesn't want you to email him though. He's already got all the fame and fortune he can handle.

Alex Hallatt

If you'e got a spare minute, get down to Tiffany's Cafe to see the originals of the beautifully whimsical Alex's Elwood cartoons on display.

See Alex's Artice Circle and other stuff here: http://moontoon.com/

Follow Alex on Twitter: @ArcticCircle

Scott Anderson

It's just a shame we can't put up audio files for Scotty's articles. Then you could all hear the sound of Scotty gargling Barry White garggling wasps that passes as Scott's vocal cord vibration.

Follow Scotty on Twitter: @scouzerscotty

Tina L

Our tame German is thriving since we changed her diet and allow her occasional conjugal visits with a ginger bloke we know.

Check out more of Tina's stuff here: http://melbournevintage.blogspot.com/

Miranda V

The inventor of plafonding, Miranda often shares with us her love of small dogs, and one big God.

oh, and in case you're interested, it's not a poor quality phot. Miranda really is that blurry.

Explains a lot, doesn't it!

Steve E

Disturbingly literary, Steve is the JD Salinger of the Tribune.

Check out Steve's Ruddbert and This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it about getting your favourite Ruddbert on a T-shirt, quickly, before so many people have them that they've become passe.