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I met a girl the other night
Everything started well
At least it seemed alright. She held my hand, I kissed her mouth
We spoke until
The truth came out.

It was then I realised not all was good,
And that I'd told her a little bit
More than I should.

"You do it", I said, "So why shouldn't we?"
"No, no", She replied,
"You're not for me."

I know now that it just wasn't to be.
I know now not to tell girls that
I sit down when I pee.

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