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RT @melbwonkdrinks: Are you prepared for the Carbon Taxaggedon Countdown? 5pm June 30th, Great Northern Hotel #melbwonkdrinks
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@kecane Yes, will be back in about 10 days. Hopefully. #scopecreep
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A bomb goes off outside the PM's office, you're not really thinking "right, let's get to a holiday camp & look for a gunman".. #4corners
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@NoPlaceforSheep nice juxtaposition !!!!
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Can anyone think of anyone better than @janetribune for this? ABC Job: Want to be editor of @abcthedrum? http://t.co/LVjF8Beb
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@joeynomad I don't know that stuff. Get it at supermarket?
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Well I still don't know how to get possum pee smell off coat, but you are all very hilarious aren't you?
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Have had this coat dry cleaned twice. And rubbed perfume into it eleventy gazillion times. Still smells of possum pee. Suggestions?
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@FionaKatauskas Am style icon and innovator of a generation!
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@FionaKatauskas *boggle* not *boogle*. What even is a boogle? #needalotmorecoffeebeforeIspellthings
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Some days I wake up bleary-eyed, with the idea that the nation has begun a headlong slide backwards into the hungry, toothy maw of a new Dark Age. I would not raise an eyebrow were I to switch on to ABC News 24 to find that legislation has been introduced into Parliament calling for the destruction of witches through a National Ducking Stool Network. It’s a creeping miasma, driven by gut feeling and a fair whack of fear. Scientific fact is a matter of opinion, Occam’s razor ditched in favour of Abbott’s fluffer. A nation loping down a rocky trail towards isolation, insularity and ignorance.
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