Problems
If I had to nominate the biggest challenge facing the world today, it would be: problems. Problems today are at near-historical highs, and it’s getting to the point where, if drastic action is not taken to arrest this problem epidemic, we may be doomed to live our lives with the spectre of problems hanging over us forever.
But what can we do with these problems which beset us? Well, I favour an old-fashioned approach, and I think the best way to deal with problems is: solutions. I realise this may not be a popular stance, but I say horses for courses, and in my experience, the most efficient and timely way to address problems is with solutions. It’s not the only way, obviously — there are other time-honoured methods of tackling problems, such as hysteria, swearing loudly, and sword-fights — but I maintain it’s the best.
Now I realise some of you might be saying at this point: hang on Ben, we can’t just apply ‘solutions’ to ‘problems’ as if tossing a large blanket over the head of a rowdy buffalo. You’re saying, all of the problems we have are distinct and unique, and they require separate, targeted solutions, a different solution to each problem rather than this all-in-the-same-chum-bucket approach. ‘Solutions’ is no solution, you cry — we need to get specific!
You are saying these things, of course, because you are very stupid. That’s not your fault — your mother probably took a lot of Prozac — but nevertheless, dull-witted and dribbly-brained as you are, you are totally failing to grasp the nub of the issue. And admittedly nubs can be hard to grasp, especially for chubby fat-fingered imbeciles like you.
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