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Being A Woman Is A BITCH
Being a woman is difficult in 2011. Sure, it’s not like we have to cram our corseted bustles through the one-way turnstile in a cholera ward any more, but still — there are umpteen thousand messages and indicators coming from countless different directions telling us how to behave. To truly embody all that womanhood is, in all its daringly independent, lip-lined, booby glory, I don’t know which bits to ignore and which bits to pay heed to. Sexy, sexy heed. Or wait — unsexy, forthright heed. Ribbed heed for my pleasure? Shiny, bouncy, radiant, fifty percent more beautiful hee — LOOK, I JUST DON’T KNOW.
My pointers (and I don’t mean my boobs, unless that sort of humour is considered enlightened and spunky) come from the media, social networking, peers, parliament and periods. Well, not so much that last one, but we all know I had to give menses a mention at some point, so let’s just get that out of the way.
The kind of sheila I am depends on which chick bits I cherry-pick from society and culture, and unlike a set of perfectly symmetrical features, they don’t all line up. See:
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