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I Have A Question And My Question Is This:

gillard abbottWho the fuck am I meant to vote for at the next Federal election? This is not a rhetorical question. I really want to know. Who is meant to get my vote? Who do I trust to do the right thing most of the time, and how do I minimise the inevitable disappointment of supporting people who will, with a high degree of predictability, do things I hate? Not just disagree with, or squirm a bit about, but actively hate. How?

Watching politics at the moment is a serious exercise in parallel universism. All the received wisdom about what is right and wrong with the parties, the policies and the process strikes me as the grandest nonsense, indicative not of intelligent analysis and a keen eye for the facts as presented, but the habits of a political class so immersed in their own specialness that the whole thing has become about them.

I’m even over most of the alternative commentary, the blogs, the outsiders on Twitter, the amateurs and semi-professionals who I always thought cast a new and interesting light on what is going on. Maybe I’m just having a bad year, but some of them are driving me nuts.

Twitter itself, for all its virtues — and I would seriously be lost without it — has also become a site of pathetic servility and co-optation. With so many ‘serious people’ now on there, so many ‘big names’, there has been a discouraging outbreak of brown-nosing as the Outsiders try and gracefully lodge their heads in the arses of the Insiders. The edge has gone out of the critique of the alt.commentary team and they are [nearly] all starstruck. They used to want to show up the shortcomings of the professionals; now they want to be their followers. Fuck that.

New media is no longer providing a challenge to the mainstream, it is serving to entrench it.


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