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The Magical and Sensuous Cowshit Moustache
The manager is standing over me as I peruse his lengthy cheese platter.
‘The one on the far end is especially piquant,’ he says.
‘Oh?’
‘Oh yes. Especially,’ he says.
I am about to make two decisions, but I think I’m only about to make one.
‘Can you tell me more about it?’ I ask, leaning out from under the lee of his vast and slightly intimidating moustache.
I’m out at dinner in town with spouse/super-villain The Evil Sulphura. We don’t come to town for dinner much, partly because we have a four year-old son and partly because we live in a distant village where the weekly carriage out of town is often pursued by flaming torches.
As a result of this, I’ve put a huge weight of expectation on this dinner-and-a-show being a magical evening of sophistication and romance, which has been slightly dented by the evident conviction of QI Live’s producers that Australia has spawned no greater intellect or raconteur to sit on their panel than Jono Coleman.
He sat next to Julia Morris. I’m honestly not making this up.
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