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 It’s been an interesting week in the whirligig of fun that constitutes my understanding of feminism. Tony Abbott came out in favour of paid maternity leave! I get that he’s chasing the vagina vote, an...More |
 Dear readers, what you are witnessing, before your very eyes, is the evolution of a writer. A few weeks ago I decided that I would try my hand at writing a political article, based around the backdrop...More | ||
 PETA. I have heard that this estimable (excremental) organisation are calling for a ban on all animal sourced products, starting with wool from sheep, alpaca, and all the other animals whose fleece h...More |
 Let’s, for argument’s sake, get a posse together and go back to 2004. We’ll track down Mark Latham and knock him to the ground as he walks up Garret’s front path. Someone can sit on him for a bit whil...More | ||
 I am such a man. I am such a manly man. Surely I am the manliest of men to ever walk the Earth. Why you ask? What has caused this celebration of hirsutey goodness? Well, it takes a real man to admit h...More |
 It’s gotta be an election year. One, politics is getting interesting again and, two; the talking heads are starting to populate our television screens with an increasing frequency. So far, as I said a...More | ||
 Depending on which side of the fence you sit, it’s been a tough few months for those poor folk pushing the theory of climate change and global warming. First up some pesky hackers broke into the mail...More |
 So, last week we had our National Day of celebration (or invasion if you are Aboriginal) and once again we’ve had an extra long weekend of bogons running around in Southern Cross / Australian flag ins...More | ||
 Okay, you can thank me later. I, through nothing more than a willingness to help, have saved you people an hour or so of your precious time. How you ask? Well, I have read the entire draft Regulation...More |
 Tony Abbott is a tool of the highest order, but I find myself in a position of actual defending the little prick, and I hate it.More |
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‘The thing is,’ says Oscar, draining his coffee, ‘is that the British one pound coin is very thick, and around the edge it has something written in Latin.’‘Right,’ I say.‘Or Welsh.’... Read more... |
Let’s get this straight: Telstra came to me. I did not go to Telstra.I was simply minding my own business when a cheerful Telstra representative gave me a courtesy call informing... Read more... | ||
 So, everyone familiar with the Tribune will notice that we are now printing in colour. Doesn’t it look lovely? Notice the colour artwork people, appreciate it, maybe even sniff it a...Read more... |
 I have recently come to the conclusion that having too many options can be a bad thing. As I sit here, a blustery and rainy Melbourne day thrashing about outside, I...Read more... | ||
 Well we survived the Christmas dinner with my appalling in-laws. Just after we’d finished making jokes about how much fun it was going to be doing it next year with my...Read more... |
 As I was writing my hastily constructed diatribe on Snowtown on the night of last months deadline, three things occurred to me. Firstly, the best writing you ever do is unlikely...Read more... | ||
As a self confessed car enthusiast I try to get my hands on all sorts of car based literature, the better to keep up with recent vehicular releases. As such, amongst... Read more... |
Christmas Day, 5am: Thundering feet in the hallway. Whoever coined the phrase “pitter patter of little feet” clearly never met any children. Two huge heavy shapes land on the bed and... Read more... | ||
Snowtown By the time you read this my beautiful wife and I will either have, or be very close to having, our very own small person. So, understanding the possibility that... Read more... |
3:47am: Sit bolt upright in bed groping around for bellows. Stare around darkened bedroom trying to work out why am not using bellows to inflate the bean bag that Hilary Clinton... Read more... |
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