Editors’ Rant - Feb 2012
- February, 2012 ![]() If you’re a Tribune fan (and we guess you must be since you’re reading this and if you’re not reading this then we... |
Preface to a Counter Protest
- February, 2012 ![]() Defence of the Fertility Control Clinic The front gate of the Fertility Control Clinic in East Melbourne is a frontline of... |
I’m not a climate scientist but...
- February, 2012 ![]() Anyone who’s ever been in a car with children will know that when they’re not crying, pulling each other’s hair or... |
What We Talk About When We Talk About Socialism
- February, 2012 ![]() The taxi driver in Maui picked the accent straight away. “Look out!” he said. “The Aussies are here!” Turns out he used to... |
Science
- February, 2012 ![]() First of all, let me make it very clear: I do not have a problem with science. Secondly, let me make it even clearer: I... |
Intelligent Design - It's NOT Science
- February, 2012 ![]() Perhaps I should preface this article with “I’m not a scientist, but…”. A long time ago, people used to believe that it... |
Getting Rid of the Ute
- February, 2012 ![]() I never used to drive my car. It sat outside my house, different random parts either rusting or drying out depending on... |
Why I Can’t Get Behind Soften The Fck Up
- February, 2012 Soften The Fck Up is an initiative aimed at breaking down the “tough Aussie bloke” façade and getting men to open up to... |
Weddings
- February, 2012 ![]() In the last six weeks of 2011, I attended six weddings. Week after week I found myself donning a suit to spend the day... |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 ![]() I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
A History Of Stupidity
- February, 2012 ![]() In 1796 a very special and very dangerous kind of idiot was born. Smallpox was running rampant throughout Europe until a... |
Gaming is for Grown Ups
- February, 2012 ![]() As a full-time technology journalist who has specialised in the critiquing of video games for over a decade, you’d be... |
Simulation
- February, 2012 ![]() Oh yes, I’m the great pretender |
Nigella, The Antechinus Family, And The West’s...
- February, 2012 ![]() I used to love watching acclaimed kitchen goddess, the luscious Nigella Lawson, when she first appeared on the small... |
Political Affiliation
- February, 2012 ![]() Some people hold political affiliations with an almost religious fervour. Their political beliefs shape everything, from... |
Lessons from A Caravan Park
- February, 2012 ![]() Most of us have memories of staying in a caravan park. Whether it was as kids, parents, schoolies or backpackers, the... |
Resurrecting the Hors d’Œuvre Course
- February, 2012 ![]() An hors d’œuvre course to the French, like antipasto to the Italians, is the start of the midday meal. Individual, small,... |
Wine Online
- February, 2012 Wine retailing, like the rest of the retailing world, is going through a bit of a seismic shift from bricks & mortar to... |
Cryptic Crossword - Feb12
- February, 2012 As always, first correctly completed cryptic crossword sent to |
Political Affiliation
- February, 2012 ![]() Some people hold political affiliations with an almost religious fervour. Their political beliefs shape everything, from... |
Preface to a Counter Protest
- February, 2012 ![]() Defence of the Fertility Control Clinic The front gate of the Fertility Control Clinic in East Melbourne is a frontline of... |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 ![]() I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
Australia’s School Funding Quagmire
- January, 2012 ![]() Australia has one of the most complex, inconsistent and opaque school funding arrangements in the developed world. You... |
What We Talk About When We Talk About Socialism
- February, 2012 ![]() The taxi driver in Maui picked the accent straight away. “Look out!” he said. “The Aussies are here!” Turns out he used to... |
I Have A Question And My Question Is This:
- January, 2012 ![]() Who the fuck am I meant to vote for at the next Federal election? This is not a rhetorical question. I really want to... |
Lessons from A Caravan Park
- February, 2012 Most of us have memories of staying in a caravan park. Whether it was as kids, parents, schoolies or backpackers, the... |
A Conspiracy Of Feathered Simpletons
- January, 2012 And then, of course, there’s the question of the evolutionary future of pigeons. A while ago, through a series of... |
Weddings
- February, 2012 In the last six weeks of 2011, I attended six weddings. Week after week I found myself donning a suit to spend the day... |
Thank You, Batman
- October, 2011 Time is a mighty river, and I am an ominously unpiloted rental kayak floating past the picnic area. It’s my first day at a... |
Science
- February, 2012 First of all, let me make it very clear: I do not have a problem with science. Secondly, let me make it even clearer: I... |
From Swords to Soundbites - HENRY I
- October, 2011 King Henry I of England, known to later generations as Henry Beauclerc, the Lion Of Justice, succeeded his flamboyant... |
Simulation
- February, 2012 Oh yes, I’m the great pretender |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
Gaming is for Grown Ups
- February, 2012 As a full-time technology journalist who has specialised in the critiquing of video games for over a decade, you’d be... |
Why I Can’t Get Behind Soften The Fck Up
- February, 2012 Soften The Fck Up is an initiative aimed at breaking down the “tough Aussie bloke” façade and getting men to open up to... |
A History Of Stupidity
- February, 2012 In 1796 a very special and very dangerous kind of idiot was born. Smallpox was running rampant throughout Europe until a... |
Credentials & Democratic Decline
- October, 2011 ‘People should be aware of what’s out there. And not believe what they read just because it’s written.’ Astro-turf... |
It’s An Election Year! Can You Tell? (Reprise)
I am such a man. I am such a manly man. Surely I am the manliest of men to ever walk the Earth. Why you ask? What has caused this celebration of hirsutey goodness? Well, it takes a real man to admit his mistakes and I have made a mistake….a bit. Maybe not really a mistake, maybe just jumped the gun. In fact, maybe, with all available evidence at the time of writing I was correct and all my opinions and assumptions were brilliant. After all, hindsight is 20/20 and that is how all judgment calls are judged.
So, what is all this about? Well, in my last Daily Shout piece I was on the defensive for Peter Garrett and his role in not only the deaths of four insulation installers, one hundred or so house fires and the failure of a scheme that in reality should have been meat and potatoes for the Government. I’m not going to go back on everything that I wrote; as the majority of it is true. The one point that I would like to correct is this: Peter Garrett was very aware of the dangers that this scheme posed.
Shortly after my first election piece was posted I came into some knowledge that Peter Garrett was directly given, and I mean directly, hand-delivered as it were, information that the way the Insulation scheme was going to be run would result in shonky installers, inferior insulation and deaths. If this is true, and judging the source, it is, then this brings a whole new level of culpability, not to only Peter Garrett, but also to Kevin Rudd.
There, mistake corrected, everyone move along, nothing to see. I think I now have chest hair.
Mr Rudd has now swung into action to fix the problems caused by the bungled scheme and I’m pretty sure he will do fair job of it. It will be, however, an answer to a problem that never should have existed. If Peter Garrett’s excuse for the problems was that he only read a ten month old risk assessment document ten days ago, then maybe someone else needs to have a crack at being the Environment Minister. It’s going to become an increasingly important Portfolio and probably not the realm of a second term politician.
Anyway.
Despite this upset, at this early stage I’m still giving my support to Labor in the upcoming election. There are a few reasons for this, one, I refuse to give my vote to Tony Abbott and two, I still like Kevin Rudd, even though he is fence-sitting on certain issues. There is one thing he brings to the position that was missing in the Howard years, yet, for some reason he is being criticised for it, that is, intelligent use of the English language. (Sorry, I don’t usually hope in on other people’s writing, but his time I just can’t help myself. WTF?? Skoe, you can’t be serious!!! - Ed)
Why must everything be dumbed down these days? I love listening to K-Rudd talk and before I go any further may I ask a question? Who would you prefer to listen to talk for an hour, Kev or little Johnny? Exactly. This is the man who represents us on the world stage and I would personally prefer it if this man didn’t us either ‘um’ or ‘ah’ as every second word. I also like the idea of today’s so-called journalists scurrying for their dictionary and thesaurus every time Kev rips out a speech, apparently though, he is not connecting with the common man. Is this Kev’s issue or is it the fault of our media for not continuing to educate the masses with intelligent programming and news reports?
It’s a side issue but rather than provide us with something to expand on the knowledge we obtained through various years and modes of schooling they would much rather plump for a show based on a premise like, “Insert Celebrity Type Here”, searching for love, money, food or vague hope of restoring dignity. However, I digress.
There has also been much maligning of the election promises Kevin and his team have failed to deliver. I am also upset about some of them, particularly the easy ones, Broadband Internet for example. I, like many others, are forced to use Wireless Internet, which doesn’t work. I’m only twenty kilometres from the city yet I have no access to DSL. This makes me mad. The biggest problem with the implementation of this system is that it is being overseen by an idiot and his one man cause, the internet filter, (I’m not going to go into the whole filter thing here, I think Justin did a piece on it if you’re interested). The whole filter issue could be fixed by a single statement: “They’re your kids! You supervise them!” Problem solved, now can we please get the internet fixed?
However, while the Broadband thing remains the fault of the current government, the failure of some election promises is not. After all, it’s hard to get things introduced in parliament when the deciding vote comes down to an idiot who is the puppet of the opposition. To remove all doubt here I’m talking about Senator Steve Fielding. Can the people who voted this moron in please remove their heads from their arses in the next election and use their own minds to decide who to vote for and not what the Liberal party suggests? Of course, this state of affairs could be worse; Fielding could be in charge of the Internet implementation.
The Liberal Party remain in disarray, with Joe Hockey seemingly doing everything he can to shoot down Tony Abbott and votes in Parliament being deferred because half the Libs want to cross the floor. This is not a party I want to entrust my future to. I’d also like to give Labor another term just to see what else they can do. After all, the handling of the GFC was done pretty well and there are many reports from retailers big and small that the $900 bonus worked a treat. Sometimes, things just take a little longer than three years.
Oh yeah, did you see Tony Abbot almost getting killed on Colac Road?
Just sayin’….again.
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