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The King's Tribune - February 2012

Editors’ Rant - Feb 2012
Jane and Justin Shaw - February, 2012
jane shaw

If you’re a Tribune fan (and we guess you must be since you’re reading this and if you’re not reading this then we...

Preface to a Counter Protest
Torrey Orton - February, 2012
abortion protest

Defence of the Fertility Control Clinic

The front gate of the Fertility Control Clinic in East Melbourne is a frontline of...

I’m not a climate scientist but...
Jane Shaw - February, 2012
climate scientist

Anyone who’s ever been in a car with children will know that when they’re not crying, pulling each other’s hair or...

What We Talk About When We Talk About Socialism
Tim Dunlop - February, 2012
socialism

The taxi driver in Maui picked the accent straight away.

“Look out!” he said. “The Aussies are here!”

Turns out he used to...

Science
Ben Pobjie - February, 2012
science

First of all, let me make it very clear: I do not have a problem with science. Secondly, let me make it even clearer: I...

Intelligent Design - It's NOT Science
Justin Shaw - February, 2012
darwin

Perhaps I should preface this article with “I’m not a scientist, but…”.

A long time ago, people used to believe that it...

Getting Rid of the Ute
Jo Thornely - February, 2012
uterus

I never used to drive my car. It sat outside my house, different random parts either rusting or drying out depending on...

Why I Can’t Get Behind Soften The Fck Up
Bill Street - February, 2012
soften the fck up

Soften The Fck Up is an initiative aimed at breaking down the “tough Aussie bloke” façade and getting men to open up to...

Weddings
Dominic Knight - February, 2012
weddings

In the last six weeks of 2011, I attended six weddings. Week after week I found myself donning a suit to spend the day...

On SOPA
Dan Nolan - February, 2012
stop SOPA

I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy...

A History Of Stupidity
Adam vanLangenberg - February, 2012
vaccination

In 1796 a very special and very dangerous kind of idiot was born.

Smallpox was running rampant throughout Europe until a...

Gaming is for Grown Ups
Bennett Ring - February, 2012
gaming

As a full-time technology journalist who has specialised in the critiquing of video games for over a decade, you’d be...

Simulation
Thomas Cummings - February, 2012
gambling

Oh yes, I’m the great pretender
Adrift in a world of my own
I play the game but to my real shame
You’ve left me to...

Nigella, The Antechinus Family, And The West’s...
Dr Jennifer Wilson - February, 2012
nigella

I used to love watching acclaimed kitchen goddess, the luscious Nigella Lawson, when she first appeared on the small...

Political Affiliation
Andrew Tiedt - February, 2012
bolt

Some people hold political affiliations with an almost religious fervour.

Their political beliefs shape everything, from...

Lessons from A Caravan Park
Dave Gaukroger - February, 2012
caravan park

Most of us have memories of staying in a caravan park. Whether it was as kids, parents, schoolies or backpackers, the...

Resurrecting the Hors d’Œuvre Course
Sunday Relish - February, 2012
hors doeuvre

An hors d’œuvre course to the French, like antipasto to the Italians, is the start of the midday meal. Individual, small,...

Wine Online
Duncan Wilcox - February, 2012
El Wino

Wine retailing, like the rest of the retailing world, is going through a bit of a seismic shift from bricks & mortar to...

Cryptic Crossword - Feb12
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As always, first correctly completed cryptic crossword sent to

In a Better World - Feb 2012
Alex Hallatt - February, 2012
Alex Hallatt


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Politics

Political Affiliation
Andrew Tiedt - February, 2012
bolt

Some people hold political affiliations with an almost religious fervour.

Their political beliefs shape everything, from...

Preface to a Counter Protest
Torrey Orton - February, 2012
abortion protest

Defence of the Fertility Control Clinic

The front gate of the Fertility Control Clinic in East Melbourne is a frontline of...

On SOPA
Dan Nolan - February, 2012
stop SOPA

I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy...

Australia’s School Funding Quagmire
Bronwyn Hinz - January, 2012
school funding

Australia has one of the most complex, inconsistent and opaque school funding arrangements in the developed world. You...

What We Talk About When We Talk About Socialism
Tim Dunlop - February, 2012
socialism

The taxi driver in Maui picked the accent straight away.

“Look out!” he said. “The Aussies are here!”

Turns out he used to...

I Have A Question And My Question Is This:
Tim Dunlop - January, 2012
gillard abbott

Who the fuck am I meant to vote for at the next Federal election? This is not a rhetorical question. I really want to...

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Anecdotage

Lessons from A Caravan Park
Dave Gaukroger - February, 2012
caravan park

Most of us have memories of staying in a caravan park. Whether it was as kids, parents, schoolies or backpackers, the...

A Conspiracy Of Feathered Simpletons
Mat Larkin - January, 2012
editorial consultant

And then, of course, there’s the question of the evolutionary future of pigeons.

A while ago, through a series of...

Weddings
Dominic Knight - February, 2012
weddings

In the last six weeks of 2011, I attended six weddings. Week after week I found myself donning a suit to spend the day...

Thank You, Batman
Mat Larkin - October, 2011
batman

Time is a mighty river, and I am an ominously unpiloted rental kayak floating past the picnic area.

It’s my first day at a...

Science
Ben Pobjie - February, 2012
science

First of all, let me make it very clear: I do not have a problem with science. Secondly, let me make it even clearer: I...

From Swords to Soundbites - HENRY I
Jane Shaw - October, 2011
bayeux

King Henry I of England, known to later generations as Henry Beauclerc, the Lion Of Justice, succeeded his flamboyant...

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Media

Simulation
Thomas Cummings - February, 2012
gambling

Oh yes, I’m the great pretender
Adrift in a world of my own
I play the game but to my real shame
You’ve left me to...

On SOPA
Dan Nolan - February, 2012
stop SOPA

I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy...

Gaming is for Grown Ups
Bennett Ring - February, 2012
gaming

As a full-time technology journalist who has specialised in the critiquing of video games for over a decade, you’d be...

Why I Can’t Get Behind Soften The Fck Up
Bill Street - February, 2012
soften the fck up

Soften The Fck Up is an initiative aimed at breaking down the “tough Aussie bloke” façade and getting men to open up to...

A History Of Stupidity
Adam vanLangenberg - February, 2012
vaccination

In 1796 a very special and very dangerous kind of idiot was born.

Smallpox was running rampant throughout Europe until a...

Credentials & Democratic Decline
Leslie Cannold - October, 2011
credentials

‘People should be aware of what’s out there. And not believe what they read just because it’s written.’

Astro-turf...

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It's Election Year!! Can you tell?

julia gillardIt’s gotta be an election year. One, politics is getting interesting again and, two; the talking heads are starting to populate our television screens with an increasing frequency. So far, as I said above, it’s being interesting. Even with only light campaigning there have been plenty of gaffes, and foot-in-mouth disease seems to be highly contagious. Roll on election 2010.

There have been some worrying incidents for Labor so far and I’d like to cover two of them in this article. First up, with perhaps the most innocuous of comments, Julia Gillard has managed to piss off at least half of her electorate. Ms Gillard made a statement that she personally found tattoos on women unattractive and that she hoped the girls wouldn’t come to regret their decision later in life.

I live in Ms Gillard’s electorate and both I and beloved sport tattoos. I personally find tattoos on women incredibly attractive and can be found, on Tuesday evenings, gazing lovingly at Abby from NCIS. Couple this with the fact that on Friday night last week I went to a club, again in Ms Gillard’s electorate, to see a friends’ band (Behind Crimson Eyes - check them out, if you haven’t already) and I would conservatively place the percentage of female patrons with tattoos at about 70%.

On it’s own it was a throw away comment, and only Ms Gillard’s opinion. However, surely Ms Gillard has enough political experience to know that in an election year voicing personal opinions is a really bad thing to do. The media picked up on it, and as the media seem to be aligned with the Liberal party at present, plastered it on every flat surface it could find. It is still ruling the opinion pages at the moment and held its own against Insulationgate (sorry), which I’m going to cover next, for a couple of days.

I’m not really a fan of Peter Garrett. I wasn’t really a fan of Midnight Oil either. Mr Garrett seems a little out of his depth at times and probably needs K-Rudd to hold his hand a little while longer, however, as the PM is busy with Penny Wong, Pete’s on his own for the short term. I am not in the habit of defending politicians, however….

The insulation fiasco started a while back and was part of K-Rudd’s stimulus package. It was, and remains a good idea. If you owned an older home you were able to get brand new insulation installed for nix. This meant that older homes, being properly insulated, were able to save on heating and cooling thus using less gas and electricity, which in turn consumes less fossil fuels. Right, thumbs up. The scheme, as far as I can tell, had only one fatal flaw and that is human greed.

If you pay attention to what the media and the Liberal party tell us, one can assume that the whole thing was supervised by Peter Garrett. He hired the installers, took the orders and ultimately supervised every installation of insulation in Australia. This is of course ridiculous. What these people are saying is that there is nothing between Garrett and the installers. No regulatory bodies, no WorkSafe inspectors and no-one in charge of the firms doing the installing, it was just him and the workers.

The problem with schemes like this is that it takes a lot of people to make it happen. As most properly qualified people were probably busy building homes in the growth corridors, there was a void that needed to be filled. In come the fly-by-nighters and their unskilled workforce. They have a hammer, a ladder and a dozen Indian students ready to knock on your door and provide you with farm-fresh insulation. After the job’s done they get a nice healthy stipend from the government and a pat on the back.

Another problem was that insulation batts made in Australia cost too much and that was eating into these firms’ bottom line. A quick call to Asian importers soon fixed the problem and cheaper batts were quickly ordered. Never mind they were soaked in Formaldehyde and probably toxic to the residents, there’s profit to be had lads, saddle up!!

Then people started dying, well four people to be precise. It’s sad and I feel for the families, but I still don’t see why Peter Garrett is responsible. The truth of the matter is this: Someone has to go into the roof to lay down the insulation, in this case the foil kind. If you’re the boss you can send the young bloke you hired last week who has no practical experience, or you can go yourself and show him how to do it safely. I don’t know if any of you have been up in a roof but it’s hot, cramped and really uncomfortable, and it appears that some of the less scrupulous blokes were just saying “Up you go young fella and watch out for spiders”.

After the foil has been laid out it needs to be secured so the young bloke moves along with his nail gun punching nails every fifteen centimetres or so and eventually finds that his nails are piercing the mains power line into the house. The nail is attached to the foil which is made of metal which conducts electricity. You can see where it goes from here.

A simple question needs to be asked in both cases, who is at fault here? Is it Peter Garrett or is it the people that ordered the toxic batts? Is it Peter Garrett or the person who sent an untrained young man into a roof to nail down foil insulation? The deaths are regrettable, but they are workplace accidents and these happen with or without Government assistance. That’s the reason WorkSafe exist. Obviously a lot more insulation work is being done at the moment than normal, but I would like to compare the death rate between this year and the preceding years. I’m pretty sure that by comparison, on a percentage basis, it wouldn’t be that much higher.

Other people have approached the media and said that thirteen warnings were sent to Mr Garrett and that because he didn’t heed them there is blood on his hands. Okay, this is important, were they delivered to him personally or were they sent to his office? If they were sent to his office they may have been opened by anyone working for him. In fact, they may have been opened by thirteen different people over the last three years and all sent to the disregard pile. Knowing a little bit about how Ministers offices operate it is entirely possible that Mr Garrett never laid eyes on a single one. This is a failing of the system.

Mr Garrett’s office administered the scheme but I’m sure that the Master Builder’s Association and other regulatory bodies were also supervising it. Should it have been policed better? Yes of course it should have been. Should the credentials of the people performing the work have been better studied? Again, yes, but I’m pretty certain these are responsibilities of the States and not a Federal matter. Do the foreign batts comply with the Australian Design Regulations? They must if they were allowed into the country and if they do, then again that is not the fault of Mr Garrett.

The most reprehensible and despicable thing that has come out of the whole insulation scheme is that the death of four young Australians is now being used as political fodder by the opposition. They should at least be laid to rest without their lives being politicised the way they are now.

Oh, and Tony Abbott almost got himself killed on Colac Road. Ha ha ha. Just sayin….


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THE SHOUT

Why We Turned The Comments Off
Jane Shaw - February, 2012
comments

The inestimable Tim Dunlop and I were having coffee together a few months back and discussing internet trolls, the...

Private Brutality and the Police
Jane Shaw - November, 2011
victoria police

There's been a bit of screeching in the blogosphere about police brutality at the OccupyMelbourne protests. It's not...

A Day In Life
Jane Shaw - November, 2011
hilary clinton

3:47am: Sit bolt upright in bed groping around for bellows. Stare around darkened bedroom trying to work out why am not...

Boats Under The Beds
Jane Shaw - November, 2011
octopus

"Politics hates a vacuum. If it isn't filled with hope, someone will fill it with fear."
Naomi Klein

Australians are...

Pokies Industry is Tekken Ur Jurbs
Jane Shaw - October, 2011
reform cost jobs

Ever since the vagaries of politics put Andrew Wilkie into a position where he could insist on gambling reforms, Clubs...

The Tribune on RRR Breakfasters
Jane Shaw - October, 2011
RRR Breakfasters

Popped my being-on-the-radio cherry this morning, with the help of the RRR Breakfasters.

As you can tell from the shaky...

News Ltd v Julia Gillard
Fake Paul Keating - August, 2011
john hartigan big harto

The slapfest is ON.

It started on Monday. Glenn Milne rehashed some old rumours about Prime Minister Julia Gillard that...

Choice between motherhood and career got a little easier...
Jane Shaw - August, 2011
samantha maiden

I went to the Melbourne Writers Festival panel on political journalism this morning, because if Lindsay Tanner, Samantha...

News Flash
Justin Shaw - August, 2011
london riots

News Flash, folks: there are shitheads in the world. Some of them are rich, some of them are poor, they come from every...

What's happened to The Tribune?
Jane and Justin Shaw - July, 2011

Some of you may have noticed that things have been quiet here at Casa Del Tribune lately. Too quiet.

About June this year...

Send Lawyers, Guns And Money
Justin Shaw - July, 2011
rupert murdoch

After about an hour of the Murdochs' committee appearance the other night I was just about ready to stick knitting...

Internet Killed The Rebellious Youth Star
Barclay White - July, 2011
kerry ann planking

If ever I need proof that each generation is softer than the last I think of this: When my grandfather was my age he was...

Musings From The Motor Show
Skoeman - July, 2011
MelbMotorShow

The Australian International Motor Show has returned to Melbourne this year.

I love the Motor Show, for it brings all the...

None of this should be anything new to anyone not living...
leLaissezFaire - June, 2011
go back

For the past few weeks our Australian public channels SBS and ABC have been on an emotional roll, with three stories that...

The Dangers of Not Wearing Genital Protection on Trams
Jane Shaw - June, 2011
Tram

I’ve been working from home for a while now, which, apart from turning me into a deranged shut-in, at least means that I...

The Dangers of Cream Coloured Pants
Jane Shaw - June, 2011
pants

Wearing cream coloured pants can be dangerous, not just a you-might-end-up-looking-like-a-very-large-biscuit kind of...

Defending Good Christians from ACL
Jane Shaw - June, 2011
wendy francis

The Australian Christian Lobby (ACL), their spokeswoman Wendy Francis and the Rip & Roll campaign for safe sex in the...

Slutwalk Melbourne
Jane Shaw - May, 2011
slutwalk melb

Slutwalk Melbourne. Read my thoughts on it here. Or not. Up to you really. But the photos are pretty cool, huh?


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The Bolt Report: Dull and Duller
Justin Shaw - May, 2011
bolt report

Did you know there's a Facebook campaign to get The Bolt Report off the air? The plan is to note who advertises on the...

My night NOT watching the wedding
Jane Shaw - April, 2011
Indigo girls

I didn’t watch the royal wedding, not because I’m a rabid anti monarchist or a hater of inbred gits (I’m not). I just...

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