So, last week we had our National Day of celebration (or invasion if you are Aboriginal) and once again we’ve had an extra long weekend of bogons running around in Southern Cross / Australian flag inspired apparel along with what is becoming an almost annual debate regarding said flag (and yes I know I have a Southern Cross tattoo but that doesn’t necessarily make me an immediate candidate for bogan fuckwit status.....just means I have a soft spot for my country and I like tattoos).
The debate was brought up this time around by that paragon of conservative ‘journalism’, Ray Martin. Not by anyone that Australian Republican supporters might think of adopting as their next spokesperson.....Ray Fucking Martin!On the other side of the debate you have the Right, the Middle Right and Abbot, sorry, I mean the Loony Far Right (the last of which only seem to get hard on’s while the Queen is on television). According to this esteemed group of people, along with some of those on the Left, the current flag has been the cause of the countless military lives lost in the short history of our nation. Time and time again I’ve heard the phrase ‘died for the flag’. Just the one flag? Or all of them, because the flag is on everything these days so maybe the cost of all those deaths is being diluted by every new piece of merchandise created with a flag motif.
To paraphrase and once again plagiarise William Melvin Hicks, NO-ONE has ever died for a flag, they have died for a cause.....in most cases, from our point of view, the cause of freedom. A flag is a piece of cloth and I’ll admit mine is more than likely a product of China than Australia. I’m the son of a former Australian Serviceman and while he and I don’t see eye to eye on fairly much any topic any of you could imagine, we do agree that the flag is but a symbol. Symbols evolve over time.
We have been an independent, self-governing nation for more than 100 years yet we still can’t seem to stop clutching to that apron. The nostalgic and jingoistic notion that a piece of cloth has something to do with our veneration of those who have gone before us is actually quite insulting. To suggest that I, for one, would have any less reverence for my forbearers if our flag was changed is at best misguided and at worst abhorrent.
Don’t get me wrong here. I like our flag. I own one which I’ve taken with me to wave around after every boundary scored or wicket taken when I go to see Australia play cricket. It accompanied me while I was living in The Netherlands and was always hanging in my room as a reminder of home. When I was travelling I had little Aussie flags sewn onto both of my backpacks just like people from almost any Western country do when they are backpacking around the planet. Funnily enough I actually bought those little flags in Amsterdam and attached them there rather than buying them in Australia before I left. This doesn’t mean that I am resistant to change though. Maybe it means I’ll have some sewing to do to attach new flags to the dusty old backpacks but I don’t think I’d remove the old ones.
It is possible I’m being a little elementary in describing this issue because it is one that many feel strong emotions about while I’m, I guess, more pragmatic about it. Life would go on and eventually no one would remember living with a previous national symbol besides learning about it on the History Channel.....because the Deity knows that no one learns anything in our schools anymore.
Removing the Union Jack would also eliminate one of the Barmy Army’s songs they continually sing to us at the cricket, although I’m not sure limiting the song range of The Barmy is a good thing. The way things are going with my beloved sport The Barmy is one of the last entertaining things left in the game.
I like the fact that the Republic debate is back in the public spectrum (while not having any love at all for the person who raised it at this time) and I hope it can be seriously discussed this time around so people actually get a real idea of what it would mean if our nation was to traverse this path. And for the record it doesn’t mean we would be kicked out of the Commonwealth and not be able to attend the quad-annual sporting fest where we kick everyone’s arse.....India and South Africa are still invited aren’t they? Anyone who remembers the previous time this issue was debated and went to referendum would (hopefully) realise the entire process was high jacked by the Monarchist side of the argument and they ensured that it would never succeed.
That said, I am digressing, as flag and national governance are two separate issues. We do not have to become a Republic to change the flag. In fact, we don’t even require a referendum, regardless of the Flags Act that our Parliament approved in 1998. The reason I digress though, is the public perception that the two issues go hand in hand. The public response seems to come in two separate group when these issues are raised. One is good old Australian apathy and the other is vehement rejection and shouts of treason. There doesn’t seem to be a middle ground.
Serious dialogue without emotional response is what is required. If the majority of Australians want change then they need a genuine forum to discuss this. It’s a trait of Australians to not get involved and to keep quiet, but maybe Ray might coerce some vocalisation from those who usually keep quiet so we can have a public discussion about these two issues that have been festering away privately for so long.
As a last word that, I hope, will help point out the ridiculous rhetoric that occurs during any debate about flags. I give you a short excerpt from a Bill Hicks performance a few years back:
Random Redneck: ‘Hey buddy, my dad died for that flag’
Bill: ‘Really? I bought mine. They sell 'em in K-Mart...’
RR: ‘Yeah. He died in Korea for that flag’
Bill: ‘Wow, what a coincidence. Mine was made in Korea... the world is THAT big man!’
Make your own decision. Don’t let emotive or nostalgic arguments cloud your final judgement. And don’t let any opinion you’ve found in the previous paragraphs do that either because this author is still undecided.
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|114.75.171.xxx |2010-02-06 06:42:12 Skoeman - Change the bloody thing....a bit.
Scotty, I myself would like to see a change to the current flag. In the movie Event Horizon Sam Neill, being an Australian astronaut, had an Australian flag on his shoulder with the Union Jack removed and the aboriginal flag in it's place. I think that we should keep the flag as is but maybe place the aboriginal flag in the top right corner moving the Southern Cross to a more middle position and leaving the Union Jack where it is. Ties to the past and hopefully representative of the future. Right, issue solved...let's drink.
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|124.180.42.xxx |2010-02-08 01:06:21 Scotty
Cheers Skoe! I had a really horrible feeling that the first comment made on this would be shouty, shoutness calling me a heretic and traitor.
I agree that the Southern Cross needs to stay. If only to continue the validation of that tattoo I mention (so purely selfish reasons hehehehe). I'm not sure about the remainder of any design that could be proposed though. The idea of replacing the Union Jack with the Aboriginal flag has been raised in the past but not been popular with the wider public.
If this symbol were to be changed then it would have to be changed to something that represents the nation as a whole. That is the difficult thing when it comes to this issue. From a personal point of view I'd have no issue with a flag that gave a big shout out to the first inhabitants and traditional owners of this land but I've got a sneaking suspicion that it wouldn't be readily accepted by the majority.
At the end of the day we are going to have to wait at least until after the next election. The current government aren't stupid enough to piss people off between now and then by making this an issue but if they remain in government then I could easily forsee it being a part of that next term of governence. Of course if hell freezes over at the same time the polar ice melts and somehow Abbot wins the issues will be buried and we'll wait another 80 years to have a serious public disussion about what people really want.
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|114.75.156.xxx |2010-02-08 09:10:31 Skoeman - Get your shit stars, get your shit stars.....The Southern Cross has to remain if only to preserve one of the funniest moments of my life. First day of school for eldest and we walk in to the grounds. He immediately spies the Australian flag and starts singing, "Get your shit stars, get your shit stars, get your shit stars off our flag." Trying to tell him to stop singing with a straight face will forever be imprinted in frontal lobe.
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