Editors’ Rant - Feb 2012
- February, 2012 ![]() If you’re a Tribune fan (and we guess you must be since you’re reading this and if you’re not reading this then we... |
Preface to a Counter Protest
- February, 2012 ![]() Defence of the Fertility Control Clinic The front gate of the Fertility Control Clinic in East Melbourne is a frontline of... |
I’m not a climate scientist but...
- February, 2012 ![]() Anyone who’s ever been in a car with children will know that when they’re not crying, pulling each other’s hair or... |
What We Talk About When We Talk About Socialism
- February, 2012 ![]() The taxi driver in Maui picked the accent straight away. “Look out!” he said. “The Aussies are here!” Turns out he used to... |
Science
- February, 2012 ![]() First of all, let me make it very clear: I do not have a problem with science. Secondly, let me make it even clearer: I... |
Intelligent Design - It's NOT Science
- February, 2012 ![]() Perhaps I should preface this article with “I’m not a scientist, but…”. A long time ago, people used to believe that it... |
Getting Rid of the Ute
- February, 2012 ![]() I never used to drive my car. It sat outside my house, different random parts either rusting or drying out depending on... |
Why I Can’t Get Behind Soften The Fck Up
- February, 2012 Soften The Fck Up is an initiative aimed at breaking down the “tough Aussie bloke” façade and getting men to open up to... |
Weddings
- February, 2012 ![]() In the last six weeks of 2011, I attended six weddings. Week after week I found myself donning a suit to spend the day... |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 ![]() I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
A History Of Stupidity
- February, 2012 ![]() In 1796 a very special and very dangerous kind of idiot was born. Smallpox was running rampant throughout Europe until a... |
Gaming is for Grown Ups
- February, 2012 ![]() As a full-time technology journalist who has specialised in the critiquing of video games for over a decade, you’d be... |
Simulation
- February, 2012 ![]() Oh yes, I’m the great pretender |
Nigella, The Antechinus Family, And The West’s...
- February, 2012 ![]() I used to love watching acclaimed kitchen goddess, the luscious Nigella Lawson, when she first appeared on the small... |
Political Affiliation
- February, 2012 ![]() Some people hold political affiliations with an almost religious fervour. Their political beliefs shape everything, from... |
Lessons from A Caravan Park
- February, 2012 ![]() Most of us have memories of staying in a caravan park. Whether it was as kids, parents, schoolies or backpackers, the... |
Resurrecting the Hors d’Œuvre Course
- February, 2012 ![]() An hors d’œuvre course to the French, like antipasto to the Italians, is the start of the midday meal. Individual, small,... |
Wine Online
- February, 2012 Wine retailing, like the rest of the retailing world, is going through a bit of a seismic shift from bricks & mortar to... |
Cryptic Crossword - Feb12
- February, 2012 As always, first correctly completed cryptic crossword sent to |
Political Affiliation
- February, 2012 ![]() Some people hold political affiliations with an almost religious fervour. Their political beliefs shape everything, from... |
Preface to a Counter Protest
- February, 2012 ![]() Defence of the Fertility Control Clinic The front gate of the Fertility Control Clinic in East Melbourne is a frontline of... |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 ![]() I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
Australia’s School Funding Quagmire
- January, 2012 ![]() Australia has one of the most complex, inconsistent and opaque school funding arrangements in the developed world. You... |
What We Talk About When We Talk About Socialism
- February, 2012 ![]() The taxi driver in Maui picked the accent straight away. “Look out!” he said. “The Aussies are here!” Turns out he used to... |
I Have A Question And My Question Is This:
- January, 2012 ![]() Who the fuck am I meant to vote for at the next Federal election? This is not a rhetorical question. I really want to... |
Lessons from A Caravan Park
- February, 2012 Most of us have memories of staying in a caravan park. Whether it was as kids, parents, schoolies or backpackers, the... |
A Conspiracy Of Feathered Simpletons
- January, 2012 And then, of course, there’s the question of the evolutionary future of pigeons. A while ago, through a series of... |
Weddings
- February, 2012 In the last six weeks of 2011, I attended six weddings. Week after week I found myself donning a suit to spend the day... |
Thank You, Batman
- October, 2011 Time is a mighty river, and I am an ominously unpiloted rental kayak floating past the picnic area. It’s my first day at a... |
Science
- February, 2012 First of all, let me make it very clear: I do not have a problem with science. Secondly, let me make it even clearer: I... |
From Swords to Soundbites - HENRY I
- October, 2011 King Henry I of England, known to later generations as Henry Beauclerc, the Lion Of Justice, succeeded his flamboyant... |
Simulation
- February, 2012 Oh yes, I’m the great pretender |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
Gaming is for Grown Ups
- February, 2012 As a full-time technology journalist who has specialised in the critiquing of video games for over a decade, you’d be... |
Why I Can’t Get Behind Soften The Fck Up
- February, 2012 Soften The Fck Up is an initiative aimed at breaking down the “tough Aussie bloke” façade and getting men to open up to... |
A History Of Stupidity
- February, 2012 In 1796 a very special and very dangerous kind of idiot was born. Smallpox was running rampant throughout Europe until a... |
Credentials & Democratic Decline
- October, 2011 ‘People should be aware of what’s out there. And not believe what they read just because it’s written.’ Astro-turf... |
Tony Abbott. Not a disaster at all. Seriously.
After the leadership spill last year Miranda Devine declared that “the women of the twitterverse, the ABC and Crikey.com agreed Abbott's election was a disaster”.
A disaster? Maybe, but not one without an amusing side. Tony Abbot as PM would indeed be disastrous, but Tony Abbot as the leader of the opposition could prove to be quite a boon for the nation, if not for the government.
Abbot is many things, quite a few of them unpleasant and most of them listed in the Manual of Mental Disorders; but even his greatest detractors would have to concede that he does not suffer from the sort of mealy-mouthed offensively-inoffensive verbosity that stifles so many other politicians. And as mad as the monk may be, he is as at least as intelligent as Turnbull and far, far more experienced with the ludicrous political machinations of Canberran politics.
Abbott, arguing staunch policy from the right, could force the government into articulating a much clearer stance, not just on climate change, but on issues like gay marriage, asylum seekers, education, health care and tax reform. Rudd has, until now, been meeting the opposition in the middle and fighting them over the decimal points, with the status quo being the only goal anyone aims for. In polarising debate over key issues, Abbott may finally push Rudd off so many of the fences he’s been clinging to.
In all the hyperbole over the failure of the ETS it is easy to lose sight of the fact that it was a highly ineffective piece of legislation, so much so that it united the Greens and the Minchinites against it. Rudd’s attempt to appease the coal industry, without conceding an inch of the high moral ground, resulted in an ETS framework that would have created a huge drag on the economy, while handing out windfalls for polluters and doing nothing to reduce carbon emissions.
With no effective opposition, the government was able to ignore the Greens demands for a genuinely effective ETS, and negotiate only with a compliant opposition. Abbott may not be able to come up with a viable alternative to an ETS, but while he stands firm on refusing to allow the “great big tax on everything” to go through, he may end up forcing the government to do it for him.
Whether they go to a Double Dissolution or not, another election is unlikely to give the government control in the senate, and they will have no choice but to reach a compromise deal with either the Greens or a truly conservative coalition.
It’s difficult to make accurate predictions in the current rapidly changing political environment, but there does look to be a clear opportunity for the Greens to pick up protest votes from moderate liberals in a climate change election. A more powerful Green voice and pressure from the voters to take action on climate change, combined with increasing industry demands for a market based solution and the need for certainty on how the carbon issue will be addressed, will ensure that doing nothing is not an option. In the face of this even the Rudd government would find it difficult to convince the voters that an intransigent coalition was the reason for their lack of action.
An Abbott led coalition, by polarising opinion on climate change, could actually be the impetus for genuine and effective action led by the Rudd government and the Greens.
Wouldn’t that be a truly worthwhile legacy for the Mad Monk?
| < Prev | Next > |
|---|


























