Vale The Tote

E-mail Print
The Tote HotelSo, after nearly 30 years as a live music venue, The Tote in Collingwood, is closing its doors. The reason given by the licensee is that, after huge new licence fees have been imposed, he simply can’t afford to run the business anymore.

I didn’t go there all that often, but I’ve been leaning on speaker stacks since I was about fifteen, and I’m pissed off. Twenty-odd years of pokies have done so much damage to the live music scene in Melbourne, and now we are suffering the consequences of our “ban something, fine someone” incompetent, publicity-seeking State Government and their weak-willed Director of Liquor Licensing, Sue McLellan.

In the wake of all the alcohol-fuelled violence that’s gained our beloved BrownTown so much opprobrium lately, the only solution (apart from finally putting a few extra coppers on the street – more on that later) appears to be to hit the soft targets. They won’t take action against the real trouble spots with 24 hour licenses (Casino and surrounds, anyone?), or the tart-fuel barns with 3 to 5am licenses, because poor hard-done-by ALH and Crown Consortium will sook. So they impose across-the board licence fee increases, based on their definition of “high risk” according to the Liquor Control Reform Act, and then proudly spout off about how much action they are taking against drunken thugs.

High Risk doesn’t actually mean “problem venue”. It means a venue, any venue, that’s open past 11pm and/or has amplified (louder than background) music or entertainment. So, under the new scale of licensing fees, this is what happens: my local wine bar, on a tiny little Elwood shopping strip, with a capacity of twenty-six patrons, is open til one am on Friday and Saturday nights; it is therefore designated “high risk”. QBH, which we know so well from the various deaths and serious assaults, is open til 3am and beyond most nights, and has a capacity of nearly a thousand. It’s also “high risk”. There is no grey area, “high risk” is “high risk”. My local has never had a fight, let alone a death, but they’re both considered to have the same level of risk. So my local is now paying about $2600 p.a, and the QBH is paying about $6000 p.a. When you think about turnover (tens of millions vs less than $500K) let alone the amount of police attention, this is not equitable.

A few months ago QBH copped a much-publicised reduction in patron numbers, but what else has been done to alleviate the alcohol-fuelled violence on our streets? Police Commissioners got together recently and de-resourced their suburbs for a few nights in order to put hundreds of extra uniforms in the city. This however, was as much a co-ordinated action to guilt-trip their respective State Governments into extra funding and resources, as it was to clean up the streets.

Which brings me to the role of police in all this. Like all big organizations, they’re ruled by statistics, and, as we all know, statistics don’t necessarily translate into anything meaningful. Licensing issues are in the media so they are now priority, and the police have to show LLV and the government that they’re doing something, so suddenly “walk-throughs”, spot checks and infringement notices are up. Trouble is, current laws prevent them from doing anything meaningful (like on-the-spot closing for bars in breach of the law), so they ping the small venues for having too many patrons drinking outside, or being open half an hour late.

This is not laziness on the part of the police, it’s just an acceptance that the big venues are owned by large companies that own many other venues and have the depth of pocket to fight every ticket and every licence variation or “show cause” application through the Magistrates’, County and Supreme Courts, and VCAT. My local and the dozens of other small venues, don’t, and can’t.

And why were the police out on the streets picking up the drunks? Why weren’t they in the venues where the drunks were getting drunk in the first place? It’s an offence in Victoria to suffer a drunk on premises, or to serve an intoxicated person. But that takes time, to get the manager’s details, contact details for the nominee or licensee, and follow-up interviews, and then eighteen months traipsing through the courts.

Until police are able to walk into a venue and say “right, there’s fifteen drunks, and we’ve observed you serving over a dozen intoxicated patrons, turn the lights up, everybody out, you’re shut for 48 hours as of now”, the barns will continue to pour alcohol down the throats of already-pissed patrons, push them out onto the street and wash their hands of it.

And small independent venues will continue to be the only targets the police can hit, our live music scene will continue its inexorable slide into non-existence, the media will continue to wail and wring their hands over the state of Melbourne streets and the state government will continue to do vast amounts of nothing about it.

 

 

Comments (3)
  • Steve Smith
    avatar
    Well said! It will be an absolute travisty if we loose our venues.
  • Mick Muck  - Fighting the pollies at their own game
    avatar
    We are starting a political party that hopes to run candidates at the Nov 2010 VIC state elections, targeting marginal seats with large populations of music lovers.

    Northcote: 8.53% to Greens
    Brunswick: 3.64% to Greens
    Richmond: 3.65% to Greens
    Prahran: 3.56% to Liberal
    Melbourne 2.02% to Greens

    If you're a Victorian voter, please join this facebook group. Everything you need to know is on the Info tab. Help us take the fight to them on terms that they understand.

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=261178504355
  • Skoeman  - Vale The Arthouse
    avatar
    I read the other day that The Arthouse will also be closing their doors due to Licensing Costs. Yet another live venue that causes no trouble being forced to shut due to this outrageous blanket policy.
Write comment
Your Contact Details:
Gravatar enabled
Comment:
[b] [i] [u] [url] [quote] [code] [img]   
Security
Please input the anti-spam code that you can read in the image.

!joomlacomment 4.0 Copyright (C) 2009 Compojoom.com . All rights reserved."

 

Daily Shout

Abbot, Greer and Vaginas (now SFW)

Jane Shaw
Tony Abbott LatelineIt’s been an interesting week in the whirligig of fun that constitutes my understanding of feminism. Tony Abbott came out in favour of paid maternity leave! I get that he’s chasing the vagina vote, an...
More

Speed Camera Madness

Skoeman
speed cameraDear readers, what you are witnessing, before your very eyes, is the evolution of a writer. A few weeks ago I decided that I would try my hand at writing a political article, based around the backdrop...
More

PETA - WTF?

WoolNut
PETA.  I have heard that this estimable (excremental) organisation are calling for a ban on all animal sourced products, starting with wool from sheep, alpaca, and all the other animals whose fleece h...
More

The Path Not Taken

Jane Shaw
Peter garrettLet’s, for argument’s sake, get a posse together and go back to 2004. We’ll track down Mark Latham and knock him to the ground as he walks up Garret’s front path. Someone can sit on him for a bit whil...
More

It’s An Election Year! Can You Tell? (Reprise)

Skoeman
rudd GarrettI am such a man. I am such a manly man. Surely I am the manliest of men to ever walk the Earth. Why you ask? What has caused this celebration of hirsutey goodness? Well, it takes a real man to admit h...
More

It's Election Year!! Can you tell?

Skoeman
julia gillardIt’s gotta be an election year. One, politics is getting interesting again and, two; the talking heads are starting to populate our television screens with an increasing frequency. So far, as I said a...
More

Climate Change - It's not that hard

Skoeman
Climate ChangeDepending on which side of the fence you sit, it’s been a tough few months for those poor folk pushing the theory of climate change and global warming. First up some pesky hackers broke into the mail...
More

Flags and Republicans and Ray.

Scott Anderson
australian flagSo, last week we had our National Day of celebration (or invasion if you are Aboriginal) and once again we’ve had an extra long weekend of bogons running around in Southern Cross / Australian flag ins...
More

Vehicle Emissions

skoeman
car emissionsOkay, you can thank me later. I, through nothing more than a willingness to help, have saved you people an hour or so of your precious time. How you ask? Well, I have read the entire draft Regulation...
More

I hate this, I absolutely hate this.

Jane Shaw
Tony Abbott and DaughtersTony Abbott is a tool of the highest order, but I find myself in a position of actual defending the little prick, and I hate it.
More
Read more shouts

 



Contribute to The Kings Tribune

Become part of the Tribune, not for filthy lucre (we don’t have any) but just for the fun of infamy. Plus you get full bragging rights about how you got published, not just on the internets (anyone can do that) but on actual old fashioned PAPER.

Get more details here and then get writing, drawing or rhyming and show the world what you got. Send submissions or questions to editors@kingstribune.com 



 

The Scaffoldist

Mat Larkin
‘The thing is,’ says Oscar, draining his coffee, ‘is that the British one pound coin is very thick, and around the edge it has something written in Latin.’‘Right,’ I say.‘Or Welsh.’...
Read more...

A Telstra of a Mess

The Not Drowning Mother
Let’s get this straight: Telstra came to me. I did not go to Telstra.I was simply minding my own business when a cheerful Telstra representative gave me a courtesy call informing...
Read more...

A Cautionary Tale

Jane Shaw
fail of the machinesSo, everyone familiar with the Tribune will notice that we are now printing in colour. Doesn’t it look lovely? Notice the colour artwork people, appreciate it, maybe even sniff it a...
Read more...

Funny Old Thing, Life

Miranda V
weddingI have recently come to the conclusion that having too many options can be a bad thing. As I sit here, a blustery and rainy Melbourne day thrashing about outside, I...
Read more...

The Winderlich Diaries - Feb 2010

Mr Winderlich
not funnyWell we survived the Christmas dinner with my appalling in-laws. Just after we’d finished making jokes about how much fun it was going to be doing it next year with my...
Read more...

Places You Might Not Want to Visit

Luke T
travellerAs I was writing my hastily constructed diatribe on Snowtown on the night of last months deadline, three things occurred to me. Firstly, the best writing you ever do is unlikely...
Read more...

Cars and the Souls of Nations

Skoeman
As a self confessed car enthusiast I try to get my hands on all sorts of car based literature, the better to keep up with recent vehicular releases. As such, amongst...
Read more...

The Winderlich Diaries - Jan 2010

Mrs Winderlich
Christmas Day, 5am: Thundering feet in the hallway. Whoever coined the phrase “pitter patter of little feet” clearly never met any children. Two huge heavy shapes land on the bed and...
Read more...

Places you might not want to visit

Luke T
Snowtown By the time you read this my beautiful wife and I will either have, or be very close to having, our very own small person. So, understanding the possibility that...
Read more...

A Day In Life

Jane Shaw
3:47am: Sit bolt upright in bed groping around for bellows. Stare around darkened bedroom trying to work out why am not using bellows to inflate the bean bag that Hilary Clinton...
Read more...
Read more anecdotes

Main Menu

Current Issue

Tribune Nov 2009

Tribune Ezine

Enter your name and email address, then click SUBSCRIBE to recieve The King's Tribune Mag via email each month.
Kings Tribune


Receive HTML?

Find Us On Facebook

Facebook Link

Follow Us On Twitter

Facebook Link

KT Tweets

@arcticcircle Are you kidding? Deveny & Devine? @abcqanda won't get ANY sense out of them. Shame they can't get Bolt too. #axisofevil #qanda
@fanny_fair who wouldn't be had by vagina? RT @fanny_fair @KingsTribune you had me at vagina. <3
Let me not to the marriage of true mindlessness Admit impediments RT @abcqanda Next Monday on #qanda Miranda Devine and Catherine Deveny.
NSFW version was a problem for ppl who work for vagina-hating fascists. Fixed it - except Abbott’s head is still there http://bit.ly/csz6QO
Abbot, Greer and Vaginas (possibly a bit NSFW) http://kingstribune.com/home/995-abbot-greer-and-vaginas

Tribune Classifieds

Sponsors