Editors’ Rant - Feb 2012
- February, 2012 ![]() If you’re a Tribune fan (and we guess you must be since you’re reading this and if you’re not reading this then we... |
Preface to a Counter Protest
- February, 2012 ![]() Defence of the Fertility Control Clinic The front gate of the Fertility Control Clinic in East Melbourne is a frontline of... |
I’m not a climate scientist but...
- February, 2012 ![]() Anyone who’s ever been in a car with children will know that when they’re not crying, pulling each other’s hair or... |
What We Talk About When We Talk About Socialism
- February, 2012 ![]() The taxi driver in Maui picked the accent straight away. “Look out!” he said. “The Aussies are here!” Turns out he used to... |
Science
- February, 2012 ![]() First of all, let me make it very clear: I do not have a problem with science. Secondly, let me make it even clearer: I... |
Intelligent Design - It's NOT Science
- February, 2012 ![]() Perhaps I should preface this article with “I’m not a scientist, but…”. A long time ago, people used to believe that it... |
Getting Rid of the Ute
- February, 2012 ![]() I never used to drive my car. It sat outside my house, different random parts either rusting or drying out depending on... |
Why I Can’t Get Behind Soften The Fck Up
- February, 2012 Soften The Fck Up is an initiative aimed at breaking down the “tough Aussie bloke” façade and getting men to open up to... |
Weddings
- February, 2012 ![]() In the last six weeks of 2011, I attended six weddings. Week after week I found myself donning a suit to spend the day... |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 ![]() I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
A History Of Stupidity
- February, 2012 ![]() In 1796 a very special and very dangerous kind of idiot was born. Smallpox was running rampant throughout Europe until a... |
Gaming is for Grown Ups
- February, 2012 ![]() As a full-time technology journalist who has specialised in the critiquing of video games for over a decade, you’d be... |
Simulation
- February, 2012 ![]() Oh yes, I’m the great pretender |
Nigella, The Antechinus Family, And The West’s...
- February, 2012 ![]() I used to love watching acclaimed kitchen goddess, the luscious Nigella Lawson, when she first appeared on the small... |
Political Affiliation
- February, 2012 ![]() Some people hold political affiliations with an almost religious fervour. Their political beliefs shape everything, from... |
Lessons from A Caravan Park
- February, 2012 ![]() Most of us have memories of staying in a caravan park. Whether it was as kids, parents, schoolies or backpackers, the... |
Resurrecting the Hors d’Œuvre Course
- February, 2012 ![]() An hors d’œuvre course to the French, like antipasto to the Italians, is the start of the midday meal. Individual, small,... |
Wine Online
- February, 2012 Wine retailing, like the rest of the retailing world, is going through a bit of a seismic shift from bricks & mortar to... |
Cryptic Crossword - Feb12
- February, 2012 As always, first correctly completed cryptic crossword sent to |
Political Affiliation
- February, 2012 ![]() Some people hold political affiliations with an almost religious fervour. Their political beliefs shape everything, from... |
Preface to a Counter Protest
- February, 2012 ![]() Defence of the Fertility Control Clinic The front gate of the Fertility Control Clinic in East Melbourne is a frontline of... |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 ![]() I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
Australia’s School Funding Quagmire
- January, 2012 ![]() Australia has one of the most complex, inconsistent and opaque school funding arrangements in the developed world. You... |
What We Talk About When We Talk About Socialism
- February, 2012 ![]() The taxi driver in Maui picked the accent straight away. “Look out!” he said. “The Aussies are here!” Turns out he used to... |
I Have A Question And My Question Is This:
- January, 2012 ![]() Who the fuck am I meant to vote for at the next Federal election? This is not a rhetorical question. I really want to... |
Lessons from A Caravan Park
- February, 2012 Most of us have memories of staying in a caravan park. Whether it was as kids, parents, schoolies or backpackers, the... |
A Conspiracy Of Feathered Simpletons
- January, 2012 And then, of course, there’s the question of the evolutionary future of pigeons. A while ago, through a series of... |
Weddings
- February, 2012 In the last six weeks of 2011, I attended six weddings. Week after week I found myself donning a suit to spend the day... |
Thank You, Batman
- October, 2011 Time is a mighty river, and I am an ominously unpiloted rental kayak floating past the picnic area. It’s my first day at a... |
Science
- February, 2012 First of all, let me make it very clear: I do not have a problem with science. Secondly, let me make it even clearer: I... |
From Swords to Soundbites - HENRY I
- October, 2011 King Henry I of England, known to later generations as Henry Beauclerc, the Lion Of Justice, succeeded his flamboyant... |
Simulation
- February, 2012 Oh yes, I’m the great pretender |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
Gaming is for Grown Ups
- February, 2012 As a full-time technology journalist who has specialised in the critiquing of video games for over a decade, you’d be... |
Why I Can’t Get Behind Soften The Fck Up
- February, 2012 Soften The Fck Up is an initiative aimed at breaking down the “tough Aussie bloke” façade and getting men to open up to... |
A History Of Stupidity
- February, 2012 In 1796 a very special and very dangerous kind of idiot was born. Smallpox was running rampant throughout Europe until a... |
Credentials & Democratic Decline
- October, 2011 ‘People should be aware of what’s out there. And not believe what they read just because it’s written.’ Astro-turf... |
The Honeymoon Is Over
If indeed it ever started for Metro Rail. The results for the past month are in and there is no improvement in the Connex run system. Funny that. I thought new stickers would fix everything.
By now Metro Rail must have heads in hands wondering what the hell they’ve got themselves into. The one day heat wave has again caused havoc with services with some lines stopping completely, even after that nice John Brumby man promised it would never happen again.
Justin has already pointed out in a previous article that Melbourne’s public transport system doesn’t work. In a brief conversation I had with a former full-time, now part-time Transport Ticketing Authority consultant, I was told that Melbourne’s train lines are now beyond ‘maintenance’. Think about that for a moment. The system is now so damaged that it cannot be repaired; it must be completely removed and laid down again.
This is not the fault of the current Labor Government. It is even not the fault of the previous Liberal Government. This is basically a problem which goes back to the times the train lines were first installed. Maintenance work has been neglected from the beginning, and we’re now paying the price. It’s going to be a strong Government that tells us all trains are to be replaced by buses and we’re starting again.
Metro Rail are no dummies. They run the Hong Kong system and know how to make trains work. I think however, that they may find Melbourne’s network a different kettle of fish, particularly now that the Government has decided to throw MYKI into the mix.
It was always going to be a big ask for a new operator to come in and fix our transport mess. As far as I can work out scheduling and day to day operations is the precinct of the operator, infrastructure is and always should be the responsibility of the Government of the day. The time for blame shifting and finger pointing is over, just fix it.
And now….onto MYKI. There is still a massive question as to why the Labor Government felt that they had to re-invent the wheel here. There was already a system developed by an Australian company and used extensively in Western Australia AND Hong Kong. MYKI spokespeople have said that, because of Melbourne’s ‘unique’ public transport system, they had to take a ‘ground-up’ approach.
Firstly, of course the spokespeople are going to say that, they are, after all, in the employ of the people responsible for hoisting what is potentially the biggest of white elephants onto the Victorian people. This is a new ticketing system that is three years late and hundreds of millions of dollars over budget (although I’m told that the $1.35 billion total also includes running costs for five years).
Secondly, what is unique about our transport system? It includes trains, buses and trams. The Hong Kong system includes trains, buses, trams, monorails, ferries and the users can use their little plastic card to buy milk, bread and other items from their local 7-11. Surely this ticketing system (developed by an Australian company) could adequately cope with Melbourne’s train set?
MYKI statements today included the ripper that 60,000 people have signed up for their ‘Free’ MYKI card and obviously this means that they are keen to embrace MYKI. Ummmm, noooo, people just don’t want to have to pay the fee for the MYKI card down the track. You would think that, with all the money the Victorian taxpayer has spent on this system, that free cards would be a given. Alas no, this is not the case and Kamco/MYKI have seen another way to gouge money out of Victorians. I would like to know how many people have actually chosen to ‘top-up’ their accounts with ‘MYKI money’.
Another thing, MYKI have already issued a statement that says that they will be selling our information to other companies. So why the hell would I be willing to provide my bank account details so that I can obtain a wonder card? The new system also means that the Government can track your movements on the public transport systems. Where are the Civil Libertarians when you actually need them? Stop protesting the treatment of criminals and actually grab onto something that infringes on the rights of all Victorians
Given the insane amounts of money this is costing, I hope I’m wrong, but I have a feeling that MYKI will be yet another unmitigated disaster. I won’t be using it, but then again I don’t use public transport so other than the fact that I am being forced to help fund it, MYKI doesn’t actually affect me at all.
On the brighter side, I figure that if no-one uses it the Government will have no option but to scrap it. Stand up people, if the system doesn’t work, don’t use it. It will give the Government little choice but to find an alternative.
Election in November, election in November, election in November….
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