Editors’ Rant - Feb 2012
- February, 2012 ![]() If you’re a Tribune fan (and we guess you must be since you’re reading this and if you’re not reading this then we... |
Preface to a Counter Protest
- February, 2012 ![]() Defence of the Fertility Control Clinic The front gate of the Fertility Control Clinic in East Melbourne is a frontline of... |
I’m not a climate scientist but...
- February, 2012 ![]() Anyone who’s ever been in a car with children will know that when they’re not crying, pulling each other’s hair or... |
What We Talk About When We Talk About Socialism
- February, 2012 ![]() The taxi driver in Maui picked the accent straight away. “Look out!” he said. “The Aussies are here!” Turns out he used to... |
Science
- February, 2012 ![]() First of all, let me make it very clear: I do not have a problem with science. Secondly, let me make it even clearer: I... |
Intelligent Design - It's NOT Science
- February, 2012 ![]() Perhaps I should preface this article with “I’m not a scientist, but…”. A long time ago, people used to believe that it... |
Getting Rid of the Ute
- February, 2012 ![]() I never used to drive my car. It sat outside my house, different random parts either rusting or drying out depending on... |
Why I Can’t Get Behind Soften The Fck Up
- February, 2012 Soften The Fck Up is an initiative aimed at breaking down the “tough Aussie bloke” façade and getting men to open up to... |
Weddings
- February, 2012 ![]() In the last six weeks of 2011, I attended six weddings. Week after week I found myself donning a suit to spend the day... |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 ![]() I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
A History Of Stupidity
- February, 2012 ![]() In 1796 a very special and very dangerous kind of idiot was born. Smallpox was running rampant throughout Europe until a... |
Gaming is for Grown Ups
- February, 2012 ![]() As a full-time technology journalist who has specialised in the critiquing of video games for over a decade, you’d be... |
Simulation
- February, 2012 ![]() Oh yes, I’m the great pretender |
Nigella, The Antechinus Family, And The West’s...
- February, 2012 ![]() I used to love watching acclaimed kitchen goddess, the luscious Nigella Lawson, when she first appeared on the small... |
Political Affiliation
- February, 2012 ![]() Some people hold political affiliations with an almost religious fervour. Their political beliefs shape everything, from... |
Lessons from A Caravan Park
- February, 2012 ![]() Most of us have memories of staying in a caravan park. Whether it was as kids, parents, schoolies or backpackers, the... |
Resurrecting the Hors d’Œuvre Course
- February, 2012 ![]() An hors d’œuvre course to the French, like antipasto to the Italians, is the start of the midday meal. Individual, small,... |
Wine Online
- February, 2012 Wine retailing, like the rest of the retailing world, is going through a bit of a seismic shift from bricks & mortar to... |
Cryptic Crossword - Feb12
- February, 2012 As always, first correctly completed cryptic crossword sent to |
Political Affiliation
- February, 2012 ![]() Some people hold political affiliations with an almost religious fervour. Their political beliefs shape everything, from... |
Preface to a Counter Protest
- February, 2012 ![]() Defence of the Fertility Control Clinic The front gate of the Fertility Control Clinic in East Melbourne is a frontline of... |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 ![]() I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
Australia’s School Funding Quagmire
- January, 2012 ![]() Australia has one of the most complex, inconsistent and opaque school funding arrangements in the developed world. You... |
What We Talk About When We Talk About Socialism
- February, 2012 ![]() The taxi driver in Maui picked the accent straight away. “Look out!” he said. “The Aussies are here!” Turns out he used to... |
I Have A Question And My Question Is This:
- January, 2012 ![]() Who the fuck am I meant to vote for at the next Federal election? This is not a rhetorical question. I really want to... |
Lessons from A Caravan Park
- February, 2012 Most of us have memories of staying in a caravan park. Whether it was as kids, parents, schoolies or backpackers, the... |
A Conspiracy Of Feathered Simpletons
- January, 2012 And then, of course, there’s the question of the evolutionary future of pigeons. A while ago, through a series of... |
Weddings
- February, 2012 In the last six weeks of 2011, I attended six weddings. Week after week I found myself donning a suit to spend the day... |
Thank You, Batman
- October, 2011 Time is a mighty river, and I am an ominously unpiloted rental kayak floating past the picnic area. It’s my first day at a... |
Science
- February, 2012 First of all, let me make it very clear: I do not have a problem with science. Secondly, let me make it even clearer: I... |
From Swords to Soundbites - HENRY I
- October, 2011 King Henry I of England, known to later generations as Henry Beauclerc, the Lion Of Justice, succeeded his flamboyant... |
Simulation
- February, 2012 Oh yes, I’m the great pretender |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
Gaming is for Grown Ups
- February, 2012 As a full-time technology journalist who has specialised in the critiquing of video games for over a decade, you’d be... |
Why I Can’t Get Behind Soften The Fck Up
- February, 2012 Soften The Fck Up is an initiative aimed at breaking down the “tough Aussie bloke” façade and getting men to open up to... |
A History Of Stupidity
- February, 2012 In 1796 a very special and very dangerous kind of idiot was born. Smallpox was running rampant throughout Europe until a... |
Credentials & Democratic Decline
- October, 2011 ‘People should be aware of what’s out there. And not believe what they read just because it’s written.’ Astro-turf... |
Tuckey the Dumb Fuckey
Why do we have to put up with the bizarre rantings of a man who has so obviously passed his prime? Today, somehow, Wilson Tuckey managed to get both feet in his mouth and still spout the most offensive and ill-considered crap I've heard for some time.
In commenting on the rising issue of the increasing numbers of asylum seekers heading toward Australia, Tuckey, the dumb Fuckey, said there are "narrow odds" of terrorists being on-board the vessels. Now, I'm not 100% sure where I stand on the delicate issue of illegal immigration and people smuggling, but of one thing I can be sure. These people are fleeing from horrors unimagininable to most Australians. They are in such fear for their lives that they are prepared to part with their life savings to sit crammed into tiny, filthy, leaking boats for a terrifying jouney into the unknown. If they are lucky, their boat will make it across the ocean before they drown, succumb to dysentry or some other horrific disaease, or simply vanish. If not, they will die cold, wet, scared and running for their lives. Even the knowledge that, should they make it, they face a lengthy stay in the modern version of a prison camp does not stop them taking these terrible risks to flee the hell at hom.
To suggest that the intent of these poor souls is to strike out at the very nation they are pinning all their hopes on is quite simply disgusting. What is the basis for Tuckey's assertion? Given the usual level of thought that goes into his statements, my guess is that it's nothing more than simple, unintelligent and unforgivable racism. I don't know about you, but I am fairly sure that the furthest thing from a refugee’s mind is lashing themself to an oil rig and blowing it, and them, to kingdom come. Asylum seekers are no more terrorists than members for O'Connor are intelligent paliamentarians. Tuckey deliberately ignores, or actually just doesn’t know, that the 9/11 terrorists were all in the US for years on legitimate visas, and the 7/7 London bombers were UK citizens; he’s hoping that there are enough dumb shits in this wide brown land who are as wilfuly ignorant as he is.
To say Tuckey has become an embarresment is an understatement. Every time he opens his mouth, people are incensed. He is an anachronistic dinosaur whose time has passed. He is holding a seat that could be occupied by someone capable of reasoned thought and debate (athough that is a big stretch when you consider Steve Fielding made it into the Senate) and he diverts attention away from issues by making people debate his sanity rather than the policies or actions we could take to deal with this extremely complex problem.
There was a time when parliament was a mysoginist, outdated boys club. Times have changed. Tuckey hasn't. So Malcolm Turnbull please do the right thing. Do something proactive about making people believe that you are a capable leader and revoke his endorsement for preselection at the next election. He's much better suited to sitting on his veranda throwing cats at kids who skateboard past his letterbox, not lobbing spite and vitriol from the back bench, making himself, and you, look stupid.
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