Editors’ Rant - Feb 2012
- February, 2012 ![]() If you’re a Tribune fan (and we guess you must be since you’re reading this and if you’re not reading this then we... |
Preface to a Counter Protest
- February, 2012 ![]() Defence of the Fertility Control Clinic The front gate of the Fertility Control Clinic in East Melbourne is a frontline of... |
I’m not a climate scientist but...
- February, 2012 ![]() Anyone who’s ever been in a car with children will know that when they’re not crying, pulling each other’s hair or... |
What We Talk About When We Talk About Socialism
- February, 2012 ![]() The taxi driver in Maui picked the accent straight away. “Look out!” he said. “The Aussies are here!” Turns out he used to... |
Science
- February, 2012 ![]() First of all, let me make it very clear: I do not have a problem with science. Secondly, let me make it even clearer: I... |
Intelligent Design - It's NOT Science
- February, 2012 ![]() Perhaps I should preface this article with “I’m not a scientist, but…”. A long time ago, people used to believe that it... |
Getting Rid of the Ute
- February, 2012 ![]() I never used to drive my car. It sat outside my house, different random parts either rusting or drying out depending on... |
Why I Can’t Get Behind Soften The Fck Up
- February, 2012 Soften The Fck Up is an initiative aimed at breaking down the “tough Aussie bloke” façade and getting men to open up to... |
Weddings
- February, 2012 ![]() In the last six weeks of 2011, I attended six weddings. Week after week I found myself donning a suit to spend the day... |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 ![]() I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
A History Of Stupidity
- February, 2012 ![]() In 1796 a very special and very dangerous kind of idiot was born. Smallpox was running rampant throughout Europe until a... |
Gaming is for Grown Ups
- February, 2012 ![]() As a full-time technology journalist who has specialised in the critiquing of video games for over a decade, you’d be... |
Simulation
- February, 2012 ![]() Oh yes, I’m the great pretender |
Nigella, The Antechinus Family, And The West’s...
- February, 2012 ![]() I used to love watching acclaimed kitchen goddess, the luscious Nigella Lawson, when she first appeared on the small... |
Political Affiliation
- February, 2012 ![]() Some people hold political affiliations with an almost religious fervour. Their political beliefs shape everything, from... |
Lessons from A Caravan Park
- February, 2012 ![]() Most of us have memories of staying in a caravan park. Whether it was as kids, parents, schoolies or backpackers, the... |
Resurrecting the Hors d’Œuvre Course
- February, 2012 ![]() An hors d’œuvre course to the French, like antipasto to the Italians, is the start of the midday meal. Individual, small,... |
Wine Online
- February, 2012 Wine retailing, like the rest of the retailing world, is going through a bit of a seismic shift from bricks & mortar to... |
Cryptic Crossword - Feb12
- February, 2012 As always, first correctly completed cryptic crossword sent to |
Political Affiliation
- February, 2012 ![]() Some people hold political affiliations with an almost religious fervour. Their political beliefs shape everything, from... |
Preface to a Counter Protest
- February, 2012 ![]() Defence of the Fertility Control Clinic The front gate of the Fertility Control Clinic in East Melbourne is a frontline of... |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 ![]() I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
Australia’s School Funding Quagmire
- January, 2012 ![]() Australia has one of the most complex, inconsistent and opaque school funding arrangements in the developed world. You... |
What We Talk About When We Talk About Socialism
- February, 2012 ![]() The taxi driver in Maui picked the accent straight away. “Look out!” he said. “The Aussies are here!” Turns out he used to... |
I Have A Question And My Question Is This:
- January, 2012 ![]() Who the fuck am I meant to vote for at the next Federal election? This is not a rhetorical question. I really want to... |
Lessons from A Caravan Park
- February, 2012 Most of us have memories of staying in a caravan park. Whether it was as kids, parents, schoolies or backpackers, the... |
A Conspiracy Of Feathered Simpletons
- January, 2012 And then, of course, there’s the question of the evolutionary future of pigeons. A while ago, through a series of... |
Weddings
- February, 2012 In the last six weeks of 2011, I attended six weddings. Week after week I found myself donning a suit to spend the day... |
Thank You, Batman
- October, 2011 Time is a mighty river, and I am an ominously unpiloted rental kayak floating past the picnic area. It’s my first day at a... |
Science
- February, 2012 First of all, let me make it very clear: I do not have a problem with science. Secondly, let me make it even clearer: I... |
From Swords to Soundbites - HENRY I
- October, 2011 King Henry I of England, known to later generations as Henry Beauclerc, the Lion Of Justice, succeeded his flamboyant... |
Simulation
- February, 2012 Oh yes, I’m the great pretender |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
Gaming is for Grown Ups
- February, 2012 As a full-time technology journalist who has specialised in the critiquing of video games for over a decade, you’d be... |
Why I Can’t Get Behind Soften The Fck Up
- February, 2012 Soften The Fck Up is an initiative aimed at breaking down the “tough Aussie bloke” façade and getting men to open up to... |
A History Of Stupidity
- February, 2012 In 1796 a very special and very dangerous kind of idiot was born. Smallpox was running rampant throughout Europe until a... |
Credentials & Democratic Decline
- October, 2011 ‘People should be aware of what’s out there. And not believe what they read just because it’s written.’ Astro-turf... |
Steve Fielding You've Got To GO!
Having been flamed in the past by climate change deniers, and more recently by fundamentalist christians (no, these people don’t deserve a capital “c”) and, having seen what can happen put the loony left, the lunar right and a bunch of Jesus freaks in a blender, I approach the subject of Senator Fielding with not a little trepidation.
But Intrepid (along with Hawtness) is my middle name. Baby….. So it’s time to have a Shout about why Steve Fielding is not fit to be a senator.
We’ll get the easy target stuff over and done with first: Senators really should be able to master basic reading and writing. Yes, I’m talking about the “physical, I mean fiscal, spelt F-I-S-K-A-L” palaver. I know lots of people who read and spell badly, they’re not disabled in any way, they’re just people who read and spell badly (many of them have degrees, by the way). Fielding, after being caught out on the most basic of economic terms , claimed to have a “specific learning disability”, which he refuses to specify. Such bullshit! Fielding is not disabled; he’s just a walking demonstration of what happens when an ego runs wild, mates with a lazy intellect and gives birth in a pool of self pity.
This is idiot stuff, but Fielding’s position on Climate Change is not. Particularly when you consider that one of the big election winners for the current government was the climate change platform.
Fielding wrote a piece on The Punch a while back, trying to explain why he doesn’t accept that human activities have an influence on climate change (segue – check out The Punch, it’s Crikey, edited by Andrew Bolt and Piers Ackerman).
His argument can be summed up in a couple of quick points, which I will demolish as we go…
He had a couple of specific questions about Climate Change, and, because nobody can show him iron-clad empirical evidence of every single step in every single calculation and prediction, he’s decided that it hasn’t been proven beyond a reasonable doubt; therefore it’s “only a theory”.
This is what Creationists do: point to a few minutiae in, say, the fossil record, and then clap their hands in glee, shouting “you can’t show me a fossil between this one and that one, therefore it’s only a theory!!! Yippee”, when what they’re really saying is “I do not have the intellectual capacity to understand the vast numbers and passage of time involved in all this, so I need a simple way out.”
Then he started whining about how when he went to the US (with a couple CC deniers in tow) Al Gore refused to speak to him.
So? I’m tipping Al Gore is kind of busy, and an Australian happy-clapper Senator, known to be a climate change denier, elected by less than 50,000 people (and a venal preference deal done by the ALP) would not be much higher on his To Do List than, say, Put The Bins Out And Then Scratch My Arse For A Bit.
Fielding also loves the “a carbon pollution reduction scheme/emissions trading scheme would cost jobs” mantra. This is what we keep being told by Big Business, in particular by the AIG, but their modelling and analysis is virtually non-existent; certainly there’s far less research gone into that than has gone into human influenced Climate Change. Yet Senator Fielding is perfectly happy to accept the AIG’s word without question or empirical evidence, proving again that he only wants to question the things he doesn’t want to believe.
So, he’s a bit of a knob. Big deal. There are plenty of knobs in parliaments around the country.
True, but the problem with Fielding is that he’s a special kind of knob. The current make up of the senate gives the balance of power to the independent senators, which means he’s in an extremely powerful position, he making decisions that affect the whole country and it’s future and he’s totally out of his depth.
When you are the balance of power in the senate, you need to be intelligent, or at the least, smart. Fielding is neither. You need to be able to deal, negotiate, and compromise. Fielding has consistently shown that he can do none of these things effectively. You need to be able to take in vast amounts of information and make decisions, or take positions, based on the information that you have read and understood. Fielding has shown no ability to take in information, let alone understand it. He has also demonstrated time and time again that he has a firm position on several issue (climate change, jobs, censorship, gay marriage, the list goes on) that will not be swayed, regardless of the all the evidence and information presented to him.
An independent senator also needs to understand that an accident of democracy gave him his power in the senate; he does NOT have a mandate from the Australian people. He does NOT speak for all of us, he does NOT represent all of us and he does NOT have the right to impose his agenda on us. He has an obligation to the Australian people to NOT stand in the way of their elected government – the ones who DO have a mandate. This is something else that appears to be too complex for Fielding to understand.
He has come to the Senate with a small, closed mind, and is doing the nation a grave disservice. He must go.
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