Oh. My. God.This popped up at me when I was on some innocuous dictionary site this morning.
Is it….I…I’m in the highly unusual state of being almost lost for words…The “Before” picture… by implication, the terribly unsexy stomach…I…well… she’s PREGNANT!!!!
The only way you get a stomach rounded in that shape and firmness, with little fat on the rest of you, is WHEN YOU ARE HAVING A BABY!!!!!
This is not something that you can lose by eating acai berries (which, by the way, are just South American blueberries); it goes away AFTER YOU HAVE THE BABY!!!The “After” picture, which is very clearly a COMPETELY DIFFERENT PERSON, is photoshoppedtofuck and appears to be a 17 year old lap dancer.
The only way to look like a 17 year old lap dancer is to BE a 17 year old lap dancer. Not by eating fucking berries when you're having a baby!!!
I’m fairly much used to idiotic things on the internet, that’s what the internet is for, but this is really going too far, isnt it?
Anyone?
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|124.19.31.xxx |2009-08-31 18:58:25 Scotty
You don't have the email link for the 17 year old lap dancer do you Janey? LOL
It's not really that different to the late night informercial rubbish that assaults my senses quite a lot. The before / after pics are fairly similar via the televised rubbish we can be subjected to when awake at stupid hours of the day like 1am-5am or 9am-12noon.
Wonder who they traget during the 1am to 5am slot? Stupid stoners with credit cards who have broken their Playstation and resort to watching the infomercials instead and then hallucinate being overweight while conveniately forgetting they haven't eaten for eight weeks?
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