Editors’ Rant - Feb 2012
- February, 2012 ![]() If you’re a Tribune fan (and we guess you must be since you’re reading this and if you’re not reading this then we... |
Preface to a Counter Protest
- February, 2012 ![]() Defence of the Fertility Control Clinic The front gate of the Fertility Control Clinic in East Melbourne is a frontline of... |
I’m not a climate scientist but...
- February, 2012 ![]() Anyone who’s ever been in a car with children will know that when they’re not crying, pulling each other’s hair or... |
What We Talk About When We Talk About Socialism
- February, 2012 ![]() The taxi driver in Maui picked the accent straight away. “Look out!” he said. “The Aussies are here!” Turns out he used to... |
Science
- February, 2012 ![]() First of all, let me make it very clear: I do not have a problem with science. Secondly, let me make it even clearer: I... |
Intelligent Design - It's NOT Science
- February, 2012 ![]() Perhaps I should preface this article with “I’m not a scientist, but…”. A long time ago, people used to believe that it... |
Getting Rid of the Ute
- February, 2012 ![]() I never used to drive my car. It sat outside my house, different random parts either rusting or drying out depending on... |
Why I Can’t Get Behind Soften The Fck Up
- February, 2012 Soften The Fck Up is an initiative aimed at breaking down the “tough Aussie bloke” façade and getting men to open up to... |
Weddings
- February, 2012 ![]() In the last six weeks of 2011, I attended six weddings. Week after week I found myself donning a suit to spend the day... |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 ![]() I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
A History Of Stupidity
- February, 2012 ![]() In 1796 a very special and very dangerous kind of idiot was born. Smallpox was running rampant throughout Europe until a... |
Gaming is for Grown Ups
- February, 2012 ![]() As a full-time technology journalist who has specialised in the critiquing of video games for over a decade, you’d be... |
Simulation
- February, 2012 ![]() Oh yes, I’m the great pretender |
Nigella, The Antechinus Family, And The West’s...
- February, 2012 ![]() I used to love watching acclaimed kitchen goddess, the luscious Nigella Lawson, when she first appeared on the small... |
Political Affiliation
- February, 2012 ![]() Some people hold political affiliations with an almost religious fervour. Their political beliefs shape everything, from... |
Lessons from A Caravan Park
- February, 2012 ![]() Most of us have memories of staying in a caravan park. Whether it was as kids, parents, schoolies or backpackers, the... |
Resurrecting the Hors d’Œuvre Course
- February, 2012 ![]() An hors d’œuvre course to the French, like antipasto to the Italians, is the start of the midday meal. Individual, small,... |
Wine Online
- February, 2012 Wine retailing, like the rest of the retailing world, is going through a bit of a seismic shift from bricks & mortar to... |
Cryptic Crossword - Feb12
- February, 2012 As always, first correctly completed cryptic crossword sent to |
Political Affiliation
- February, 2012 ![]() Some people hold political affiliations with an almost religious fervour. Their political beliefs shape everything, from... |
Preface to a Counter Protest
- February, 2012 ![]() Defence of the Fertility Control Clinic The front gate of the Fertility Control Clinic in East Melbourne is a frontline of... |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 ![]() I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
Australia’s School Funding Quagmire
- January, 2012 ![]() Australia has one of the most complex, inconsistent and opaque school funding arrangements in the developed world. You... |
What We Talk About When We Talk About Socialism
- February, 2012 ![]() The taxi driver in Maui picked the accent straight away. “Look out!” he said. “The Aussies are here!” Turns out he used to... |
I Have A Question And My Question Is This:
- January, 2012 ![]() Who the fuck am I meant to vote for at the next Federal election? This is not a rhetorical question. I really want to... |
Lessons from A Caravan Park
- February, 2012 Most of us have memories of staying in a caravan park. Whether it was as kids, parents, schoolies or backpackers, the... |
A Conspiracy Of Feathered Simpletons
- January, 2012 And then, of course, there’s the question of the evolutionary future of pigeons. A while ago, through a series of... |
Weddings
- February, 2012 In the last six weeks of 2011, I attended six weddings. Week after week I found myself donning a suit to spend the day... |
Thank You, Batman
- October, 2011 Time is a mighty river, and I am an ominously unpiloted rental kayak floating past the picnic area. It’s my first day at a... |
Science
- February, 2012 First of all, let me make it very clear: I do not have a problem with science. Secondly, let me make it even clearer: I... |
From Swords to Soundbites - HENRY I
- October, 2011 King Henry I of England, known to later generations as Henry Beauclerc, the Lion Of Justice, succeeded his flamboyant... |
Simulation
- February, 2012 Oh yes, I’m the great pretender |
On SOPA
- February, 2012 I imagine most of you reading this have a blog or your own little website, a place where you’ve invested time and energy... |
Gaming is for Grown Ups
- February, 2012 As a full-time technology journalist who has specialised in the critiquing of video games for over a decade, you’d be... |
Why I Can’t Get Behind Soften The Fck Up
- February, 2012 Soften The Fck Up is an initiative aimed at breaking down the “tough Aussie bloke” façade and getting men to open up to... |
A History Of Stupidity
- February, 2012 In 1796 a very special and very dangerous kind of idiot was born. Smallpox was running rampant throughout Europe until a... |
Credentials & Democratic Decline
- October, 2011 ‘People should be aware of what’s out there. And not believe what they read just because it’s written.’ Astro-turf... |
Hey! ABC! Get Your Arse Into Gear!
I’m a rampant media consumer, way too much of the time I should spend being productive I am instead wandering around the internet reading about stuff. Politics and religion and sex are all staples, but if you can write really well or have something really interesting to say (or enough of one to make the lack of the other irrelevant) I will read your shit.
Bloggers tend to have one particular topic they write about, politics, sport, parenting, religion, feminism, maleism (is that a word? Do we need a word for that? Ok, let’s save that for another post), body image, fashion, food, crafts, and on and on ad infinitum. They write intelligently and articulately on all these subjects, without sensationalism or prurience. By comparison they can, and do, make the mainstream media look foolish.
This is not just me being a snarky cow, I feel sad and a little bit betrayed by the failure of outlets like The Age and the ABC to maintain the high standards of journalism they used to have.
Channel 7’s nauseating performance in outing David Campbell, and then trying to take the high moral “public interest” ground was typically grubby, but commercial media stopped being our opiate years ago, it’s our amphetamine, its purpose is not to inform it's to promote fear and/or outrage.
I have no problem with the if-you-don't-like-it-don't-watch-it philosophy and I'm more than happy, in fact I'm delighted, to stay right away from the troglodyte press.
Last night, however, the ABC, that last refuge of the fourth estate, showed footage or a traumatised grandmother being interviewed by police after the pram containing her two year old grandchild rolled off a station platform and onto train tracks. What the fuck ABC? How is that news? How is there any public benefit in broadcasting that poor woman’s face to the whole of Melbourne? Leave scurrilous gossip to channel 7 and do what you are supposed to do – provide information and analysis we would not otherwise have.
Tony Abbott’s cock-up of an interview on the 7:30 report is still being gleefully picked over by most of the media. Abbott is a tool and the fact that he can’t handle Kerry O’Brien is an indication of his inability to handle the pressures of high office, but where is the genuine analysis of the abilities of the alternative prime minister? His lack of economic credentials and unwillingness to utilise the only person in his party who has any, out of what appears to be nothing more than petulance, rarely gets mentioned. I’ve seen it on Crikey and on this political blog, but where else?
Asylum seekers are used as political footballs all the time, but where are the legal social, economic and historical issues about refugees discussed? Here and here (yes, that was us, but I'm proud of that one and won't apologise for pimiping it) but where in the mainstream media do we get more than "look out the towelheads are coming to steal your babies"?
The ABC and The Age maybe struggling to define their place in the new media landscape, but the solution, for the ABC in particular, is not to race channel 7 around the S-bends. The ABC and The Age have three things that bloggers don’t: time, money and access; and three things the tabloid media don’t: intellect, expertise and gravitas. The sad demise of New Matilda indicates that there may not be much room in the middle, but there is still a pace at the top, that's where the ABC and The Age should be firmly planting their flags - and they're not Get your shit together guys, because once you've given up your credibility you can't get it back.
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